ILF 2014 Secret Santa WISHLIST Thread
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You could technically make good galettes without any cheese but that's not very common.
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behndy wrote:gawd i suck. havna been on here near enough. miss you lil bastards.
only thing i care about is i'm an xxl in shirts, i've been giggly nekid happy at everything i've gotten every year. so. yeah.
In other words, the honky loves him some EHX and especially Fuck Duck pedals.
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
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shit. of EHX bought up the Luck Duck pedal, "improved" it, and took the one good part of it, the cute sticker, and replaced it with their complete shite design sense?
wow. um. i would. i would be ECSTATIC to own one!
wow. um. i would. i would be ECSTATIC to own one!
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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PENIS.
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IF YOU WERE MY SS FELLA I WOULD SEND YOU A 3D PRINT OUT OF MY JUNK.
alas, suh. you are NOT.
alas, suh. you are NOT.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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I know.
I bet he sent ma a 3D print of his pet kangaroo's cock, though..
I bet you've heard of that internet sex toy you can use over bluetooth to better your Skype sex. I'd have given you those. You have too much pedals anyway. Plus it's a French invention and company. So bonus for local treats, YO.
I bet he sent ma a 3D print of his pet kangaroo's cock, though..
I bet you've heard of that internet sex toy you can use over bluetooth to better your Skype sex. I'd have given you those. You have too much pedals anyway. Plus it's a French invention and company. So bonus for local treats, YO.
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lol. my favorite part of net connected sex toys is the name attached to them - Teledildonic. so perfect.
jia. we found a toy similar, but looked more fun for local use.
whelp, i found my SECOND favorite phrase connected to Teledildonic Toys -
"Nora is a sex toy made for women of all ages and provides extremely enjoyable vibrations and rotations that duplicate the arousing feeling of a man's penis."
my..... my peen doesn't rotate. is it. is it broken?
jia. we found a toy similar, but looked more fun for local use.
whelp, i found my SECOND favorite phrase connected to Teledildonic Toys -
"Nora is a sex toy made for women of all ages and provides extremely enjoyable vibrations and rotations that duplicate the arousing feeling of a man's penis."
my..... my peen doesn't rotate. is it. is it broken?
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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fuzz. heavy heavy fuzz.
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The more i read this, the more i think the french frog eater are fully nuts...
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We're all nuts man, everyone is a different kind of nuts! 

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But mine is more common around these parts!
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Uhh, what's your kind then?
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behndy wrote:lol. my favorite part of net connected sex toys is the name attached to them - Teledildonic. so perfect.
jia. we found a toy similar, but looked more fun for local use.
whelp, i found my SECOND favorite phrase connected to Teledildonic Toys -
"Nora is a sex toy made for women of all ages and provides extremely enjoyable vibrations and rotations that duplicate the arousing feeling of a man's penis."
my..... my peen doesn't rotate. is it. is it broken?
Behndy would also like a new, properly working peen for Christmas.
D.o.S. wrote:Broadly speaking, if we at ILF are dropping 300 bucks on a pedal it probably sounds like an SNES holocaust.
friendship wrote:death to false bleep-blop
UglyCasanova wrote:brb gonna slap my dick on my stomp boxes