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I don't even bother any more, my townhome is structually sound and safe but it looks like a messy shithole and I'm fine with it, I have no one to impressMcSpunckle wrote:Whenever people are coming over and the house is a mess, I sweep some stuff around and leave the broom out.
"Oh, you caught me right in the middle of cleaning!" They didn't. I wasn't going to clean.
The thought that the house might not be clean and that some might stop over gives me anxiety. So, the house is always clean and organized, and I'm always wound like a spring...Wes Mantooth wrote:I don't even bother any more, my townhome is structually sound and safe but it looks like a messy shithole and I'm fine with it, I have no one to impressMcSpunckle wrote:Whenever people are coming over and the house is a mess, I sweep some stuff around and leave the broom out.
"Oh, you caught me right in the middle of cleaning!" They didn't. I wasn't going to clean.
I see what you're doing there.....Chankgeez wrote:Yeah, I'd expect as much. Just look at 'er. Needs more corpse paint.Iommic Pope wrote: She said Sarah Michelle Gellar was a bitch.
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote: I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
…...........................…psychic vampire. wrote:The important take away from this thread: Taoism and Ring Modulators go together?
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote: I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
Tell her that getting the landing strip makes her hoohaw look like hitler. Who says you can't use hitler to win arguments in the real world like you can online.Iommic Pope wrote:Trying to convince my wife to get something different than a landing strip next time she gets waxed. Bestest thing I could come up with was the Pi symbol.
She's not going for it
fcknoise wrote:You are all fucking tryhard effort posting nerds
Invisible Man wrote: I'm probably the most humble person I know. I feel good about smelling my own butthole.
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:Did you just assume Billy Corgan's dildo preference??
Me too!wfs1234 wrote:Sometimes I look at my setup, with all its wires and cables running everywhere, and wonder why it's never turned into an electrical fire.
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
rustywire wrote:Post your battle jacket of wrong bands
psychic vampire. wrote:I believe all authorities should be destroyed?
Is it gonna be true bypass?spacelordmother wrote:Got some money in the paypal and BST is hopping, but...
I think maybe I'm saving up for an engagement ring? FUCK MAN I DON'T KNOW LIFE IS FUCKING WEIRD.
sonidero wrote:Roll a plus 13 for fire and with my immunity to wack I dodge the cough and pass a turn to chill and look at these rocks...
kbithecrowing wrote:Making out with my girl friday night, I couldn't stop thinking about flangers.
That's not lazy, that's efficient.Achtane wrote:I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.
dude bowls are easier to wash than measuring cups and you don't need to wash the measuring cup if you only used it for water anywayAchtane wrote:I'm so lazy that to make oatmeal I fill a measuring cup with water, nuke the shit out of it, pour in the oats, stir it around for a minute, add stuff to it, and eat it right out of the measuring cup.