The Confessions Thread

[Achtane]

I spent the past hour and a half looking up different ways to lace shoes.

It really helps sometimes, though.
My shoes were always fallin' off before I started lacing them military-style.

[Achtane]

I'm reading the summaries of the monthly town hall meetings in Mineral, VA.
http://www.townofmineral.com/minutes.shtml
The town has a population of 424.
I feel melancholic, but also interested.
And also drunk.

Economic Development Committee: Bernice Wilson-Kube stated that there will be a
Mexican Restaurant opening in Town soon and we hope they do well. William Thomas
inquired of their opening date and Ti-Lea Downing stated that the owner was looking at
the end of February.

Can't help but love them.
I hope that they do well.

[goosekevin]

im fucking awful at guitar, bass and writing songs

[Achtane]

im fucking awful at guitar, bass and writing songs

Same, bro.
I'm only really good at tuba.
I want to mic a tuba and kill everyone with it.

[backwardsvoyager]

I'm only really good at tuba.
I want to mic a tuba and kill everyone with it.

I think you should do this.

[Achtane]

I'm only really good at tuba.
I want to mic a tuba and kill everyone with it.

I think you should do this.

Man...I would love to have a tuba again

[tuffteef]

No matter how much pizza I eat, it can never make the empty feeling inside go away.

have you tried adding a line of chicken fingers on a slice of pizza and then roll it up into cigar and dipping that bad boy in ranch


that void will fill

also desert.

[foomanfat]

I spent the past hour and a half looking up different ways to lace shoes.

It really helps sometimes, though.
My shoes were always fallin' off before I started lacing them military-style.

Word. I was just going cosmetic. It's harder than I thought to find a good lacing method for five eyed shoes.
I just laced my 1460s with the double helix and longwings with straight European lacing.
Also, I got real jazzed on figuring out how to tie the Ian knot. Like, way too amused.

[Chankgeez]

I spent the past hour and a half looking up different ways to lace shoes.

It really helps sometimes, though.
My shoes were always fallin' off before I started lacing them military-style.

What does that even mean? Do you make them do 50 push-ups before putting them on?

[jfrey]

No matter how much pizza I eat, it can never make the empty feeling inside go away.

have you tried adding a line of chicken fingers on a slice of pizza and then roll it up into cigar and dipping that bad boy in ranch


that void will fill

also desert.

That sounds amazing.

Or, if you're in the mood for burgers, I just discovered this site:
http://pornburger.me/

[Achtane]

I spent the past hour and a half looking up different ways to lace shoes.

It really helps sometimes, though.
My shoes were always fallin' off before I started lacing them military-style.

What does that even mean? Do you make them do 50 push-ups before putting them on?

Yeah, after some strenuous PT the blood rushes to your feet so they swell a little and your shoes are a bit more snug.
It's just plain science.

[PetZounds]

No matter how much pizza I eat, it can never make the empty feeling inside go away.

have you tried adding a line of chicken fingers on a slice of pizza and then roll it up into cigar and dipping that bad boy in ranch


that void will fill

also desert.

That sounds amazing.

Or, if you're in the mood for burgers, I just discovered this site:
http://pornburger.me/

Oh geez oh geez oh geez
If there's one thing that can help fill the void better than pizza, it's burgers.

[neonblack]

I'm seriously considering selling all my pedals and just buying a tube head and a nice bass. Start from scratch. My whole setup is pissing me right off.

[John]

I'm seriously considering selling all my pedals and just buying a tube head and a nice bass. Start from scratch. My whole setup is pissing me right off.

Some times less really is more. I know that's not a popular view here, but playing clean is a good way to work on your technique. It also gives you the chance to really decide what effects you need, as opposed to just settling disputes between your pedals.

[IEatCats]

One time I farted at work and it smelled so bad that I thought I was going to get fired for it.