doom room problem.

[whiskey_face]

too fucking good NOT to have its own thread.

You've heard of first world problems, but these are Doom Room problems.

no more floorspace for amps and cabs, must stack up
doom room problems.

my closest neighbor lives 1/4 mile away, still called cops on jam session
doom room problems.

orange amps only go down to 8 ohms so I cant run 2 16 ohm 412s and an 18 folded horn
doom room problems.

amp blew a fuse? more like la casa loco blew a fuse
doom room problems.

this mic can handle 125 dbs? clips like a motherfucker at jam volumes
doom room problems.

tuning pegs wont accept .70 string?
doom room problems

play loud enough, semi hollow feels like its gonna explode
doom room problems.

electrician bill for a rewire to your jam room is 500$
doom room problems.

gets pissed when wife says kitty litter box must go into jam room, rearrange 30 cabs 17 amps and 8 guitars
doom room problems.

out of PBR
doom room problems.

melted amps
doom room problems.

play so loud reverb tanks wont shut the fuck up
doom room problems.

will circle K make me a .300 bass string?
doom room problems

all of these are from first person experiances except the closest neighbor part.

:faceplam:

I can't take a full rig pic, because I can't fit all my gear in one room.

DOOM ROOM PROBLEMS.

Doom room thread moves too fast.
Doom room problems.

People who don't like Sabbath or Sleep.
Doom room problems.

Wife makes you use your cabs as a bed
doom room problems

Dog house is actually a gutted folded horn
doom room problems

Broke your .16's on your guitar cause you played faster than 80pbm
doom room problems

Your 'night time' amp is 50w through a 4x12
doom room problems

You bought a minivan with your wife for the 'kids'. She meant humans. You meant amps.
doom room problems

Vibrate all the sticks you threw up into the ceiling tiles that had been sitting up there for over 5 years.
doom room problems

have so many rigs you cover all walls, stacked to the ceiling and now have to start stacking infront of other rigs just to get everything in
doom room problems

have to come home early from jamming to intercept packages so the wife won't find out you ordered another amp
doom room problems

you know you will die because while turning on a rig that's 10ft tall it will collapse causing everything to topple down on you
doom room problems

got a cargo van to move gear to shows, have to still get a trailer cause it's not enough to fit your full rig you plan on using.
doom room problems.

when asked what your favorite rig is you stare blankly and say all of them
doom room problems

You are called a gear hordered because everyone else is just broke and jealous
doom room problems

you go look at older commercial buildings for sale and think about how you will convience your wife to move to a concrete building so you can line up even more rigs.
doom room problems.

you go look at older commercial buildings for sale and think about how you will convience your wife to move to a concrete building so you can line up even more rigs.
doom room problems.

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000

and if commercial property wasn't sooo fucking expensive, she would be on board with the idea. I that lady

ampeg v4 full stack isn't loud enough
doom room problems.

need to have a 1 into 100 custom splitter made
doom room problems.

power cables not long enough because stack is too tall
doom room problems.

other guitarists are shocked when you consider a NMV 100 watt fullstack a "cute & small" rig
doom room problems.

habor freight has sale on furniture dollies, but theres none left
doom room problems.

metronomes, lol.
doom room problems.

tone so thick palm mutes sound the same as strumming
doom room problems.

show up to buy a cab at a church in a bong ripper shirt
doom room problems.

drummer asks to me mic'd for practice
doom room problems.

muff made mids disapper, bought fullstack of greenback cabs to counteract
doom room problems.

electric amps wont email you back when your sitting on 5K cash and save money like a stripper saves blow
doom room problems.

truck not strong enough to pull trailer full of your shit
doom room problems

craigslist musicians
doom room problems ( )

angled celing in jam room
ax's room problem

dudes replacing windows on your casa need to get to the window behind rig
doom room problems

adt sensor on doom room window sticky tape GAVE THE FUCK UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT CAUSING FUCKING ALARM TO GO OFF
doom room problem.

[whiskey_face]

[Krosis]

[Ancient Astronaught]

This is a contender for the best thread ever.

[spawnofthesith]

Fucking awesome

[AxAxSxS]

Decibels meter maxes out, start using richter scale to measure volume.

100 watt heads are "to small". Decide to save for meatsmoke.

Drummer uses 26 inch rides.

Can fit "the small rig" in the van and still have room for one passenger. Have three people in the band.

Bassist never brings beer to rehearsals.

Friends ask for advice on amp purchase. Answer is always "Meatsmoke"

Bass amp has 8 6550's. Pray to the gods on a daily basis that it won't need a retube.

Folded horn cab breaks ceiling fixture.... In a different part of the house.
I

[Kacey Y]

Practice amp has 8 6550's.

Fixed.

[Ancient Astronaught]

Replier to craigslist musician needed ad says he has a 100w halfstack, and this is your response:



Doom room problems.

[LOCOPELAND]

Bassist never brings beer to rehearsals.

HEY!

[Mudfuzz]

Your orange will not do 4 Ω because you didn't get a 200W one
Not a doom room problem….

[dase]

chosing between being able to drink that night and playing on someone else's backline, or having to drive the van full of your own shit.

[Iommic Pope]

There aren't enough real doom/sludge/psych/proper heavies bands in your town, so promoters put on shoegaze bands and lamo-metal acts to open for Kylesa....or Coffins....

[ShaolinLambKiller]

Vocalist stops showing up because no one can ever hear him.... no one notices.

Have a minor stroke because someone comes over to jam and starts changing all the settings you dialed in without asking.

Completely satisfied with rig... until you log on and see someone else's... now you want both.

Talk to a new person about their rig and find out they have a line 6 half stack and respond with

[Mudfuzz]

There aren't enough real doom/sludge/psych/proper heavies bands in your town, so promoters put on shoegaze bands and lamo-metal acts to open for Kylesa....or Coffins....

When you live in the town the Earth is from and down the road from where the Melvins are from and no one knows who they are...

[Iommic Pope]

That is worth a Picard, for sure.