Because search never likes working for me, and apparently a lot of people said "dream" a whole lot in that Vice vs Corgan thread.
Last night, I dreamt that I drove from Rhode Island out to Eau Claire to visit Aen's new (note: exists in my mind only) Dwarfcraft Retail Shoppe. The first quarter of the dream was me being nervous about the drive, which of course went by shockingly quickly (I remember getting out of my dream-car and thinking "Wow, that wasn't bad at all!"). The store was an old pharmacy, almost exactly like the old Rexall my family used to go to when I was a wee lad. In fact, in my dream, all Aen did was put a Dwarfcraft sign over the old Rexall sign outside, and replace all of the pharmacy-type stuff on the shelves with Dwarfcraft gear (and random other musical stuff). He even kept the old standing wire comic-book racks, which were where he chose to display the She-Fuzzes.
Of course, there were all kinds of weird dream fuzzes there that don't exist anywhere in reality (including at least one that was some kind of McSpunckle team-up dealio). Aen showed me around the store, and was very animated - he knocked stuff off the shelves a number of times, apologizing and saying it was because he wasn't used to the shop layout yet. We had to cut the tour short because Louise was getting pissed that he was making a mess of the place.
In the end, I didn't have enough cash to buy a pedal, so I got a little mini-Casio keyboard that had been modded to take a 1/4" jack, and some Dwarfcraft patches. Then Aen gave me directions to a burger joint so I could have dinner before driving home. As I recall, the burger was exceptionally delicious, and the cook made a special spicy ketchup specifically for my order.