ILF Secret Santa 2013 | Commence stalking

[Ryan]

haha right on, thanks buddy! I'll open it tonight when Tanya gets home and I'll post pics!

It seems like a really fantastic package, thanks Mick! I hope the shipping didn't cost you a fortune or stress you out that it wasn't gonna arrive. *big hugs* ILFSS is so fun and cool, it's by far the best thing about this time of year!

[behndy]

...... yes. yes it is. i got to set aside enough money to buy a ticket for my 15 year old cuzzo i ADORE to visit for a week right aftwr Krampus-mas, that's the only thing that even comes close this year to being as awesome as Y'all Dirty Bastahds.

[sonidero]

Behnderzzz Sigzzz...

[John]

yay
SANTAS ON HIS WAY
check your roof
check your chimney
check B' undah beds
check the dirty part of the porta potty
i hear guys hang out in there now
you know lookie lous tryin to catch a peak
AT WHAT EXPENSE?
bluewater and poo all over that red coat
GET OUT OF THAT CRAP TANK SANTA
someones waiting for presents
and mrs clause hears people talking
they know
hahaha
its on that fuggin truh-uck
its on that fuhh-gin truh-uck

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ryan summit]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you mean like LOL?
what is that spanglistallion?

hmm websters says:
ha (exc.)- from the kramden. "well hardy,har,har"

[John]

it's like lawl or larl or LAUGHL

[sonidero]

I heard that lol and text speak has become it's own subtle language and linguists are falling all over themselves to write papers about it...

That Summit Poem made me think of three things; why doesn't Summit live in Austin so we can hang out, Bad Santa, and that new Idiot Box Hobo Santa with Stink, Drunk and Hostility knobs...

http://idiotboxeffects.bigcartel.com/pr ... santa-fuzz

[ryan summit]

; why doesn't Summit live in Austin

theres actually an answer for this
DANGRxFIELD is the reason
not texas
im not shitting you soni
i didnt plan on staying in hudson
we actually were planning on moving to austin
not for music, but that mexican brown
i got clean and started playin music
and my lil mr buildafixit thing happened
so you can blame john
all positive force in my life n shit
with his hangrrs and drums and randalls and pedals
if i fuck up my life ill give ya a call soni

[sonidero]

if i fuck up my life ill give ya a call soni

Oh come on that was the 90's... Ministry made it through... Learn to love Tacos and Hotness...

[ryan summit]

my idea of austin is pure butthole surfers
like i imagine everyone of their songs
happening down every street
in every cool town in texas
plus demolition derbys
and most likely gunfire
wait..the (ahhhem) is bad in texas now?
pssshit why would i wanna go there?
it sounds so not laid back now

[sonidero]

my idea of austin is pure butthole surfers
like i imagine everyone of their songs
happening down every street
in every cool town in texas
plus demolition derbys
and most likely gunfire
wait..the (ahhhem) is bad in texas now?
pssshit why would i wanna go there?
it sounds so not laid back now

Yeah that is Texas, you nailed it...

Texas is Freedom and money and BBQ and the most beautiful women ever and Tacos and Guns and space and Love and Fuck You I'm From Texas...

[behndy]

...... i would like to visit Austin.

before spending time on ILF and becoming super enamored of all the Texophiles up in here i never thought i'd want to go to Texas.

[sonidero]

...... i would like to visit Austin.

before spending time on ILF and becoming super enamored of all the Texophiles up in here i never thought i'd want to go to Texas.

I parlayed my Texaness to the Yay with no problem, that's why I love the Hay... People are people and people in Texas are good people...

[skullservant]

OMG OMG OMG OMG I COULDN'T WAIT I COULDN'T WAIT

I went to my PO box today just like every day, and they must have known that my secret santa sent me a gift because they left a key in my box to open a bigger PO box which had my gift in it.... from..... PUMPKINPIECES!!!!!!



I ran home as fast as I could, but I wanted to wait until my wife got home so she could watch me open it.
So she finally got home and I TORE IT OPEEEEEEEN



HOLY SHEEEEEEET ITS SO AWESOME.
BAGS ON BAGS of Swedish Fish. GUMMIES GUMMIES GUMMIES, and DOTS.
Some original Punkin' photography, and a Seppuku MEMORY LOSS WUUUUUUT
Not only did PumpkinPieces fill that box up to the brim with awesome, Warwick.hoy also sent me the Montreal Assembly CA Ring Mod as an advance on a trade that we are doing, and both sent amazingly kind notes.






I love you both, I love ILF, and I love all of you.

MERRY AWESOME.

[behndy]

SHIT. SO PERFECT.

damnit i want a Memory Loss.