The Confessions Thread

[Tremster]

Game Boy Tetris on the shitter 4 LYFE

Haha. I always do that at my girlfriend's house. That and Super Mario.

[The Wood Wizard]

Summertime makes me have to poop so much. I dont get it. As soon as it gets hot I have to poop like double, and they arent nice ones either....

[behndy]

As the saying goes, "shit or get off the pot"... It's not a place to hang out so yall don't make a habit of flexin cheeks on the throne while reading...

Also why are the Japanese OBSESSED with the toilet unlike any other culture???

oh man. oof. those TOILETS.

i keep meaning to get one of the Nihon no bidet/warm seat jangers.

so GOOD.

you have not LIVED until you've directed a spray of water from underball to taint to bumhole and back again whilst rhythm matching Lumines strings.

HNNNNNGGGGGG.

[Greenfuz]

I'm really, really, really shitty at guitar, but I've spent too much time and money on it to quit now. I overcompensate for my lack of talent or skill with power chords and massive amounts of fuzz. I just lack any sort of musical talent, at all. I just get along really well with musician types.

So, what's the problem?

[futuresailors]

As the saying goes, "shit or get off the pot"... It's not a place to hang out so yall don't make a habit of flexin cheeks on the throne while reading...

Also why are the Japanese OBSESSED with the toilet unlike any other culture???

oh man. oof. those TOILETS.

i keep meaning to get one of the Nihon no bidet/warm seat jangers.

so GOOD.

you have not LIVED until you've directed a spray of water from underball to taint to bumhole and back again whilst rhythm matching Lumines strings.

HNNNNNGGGGGG.

They might like toilets.
But you should see them around a doorknob.

[Achtane]

As the saying goes, "shit or get off the pot"... It's not a place to hang out so yall don't make a habit of flexin cheeks on the throne while reading...

Also why are the Japanese OBSESSED with the toilet unlike any other culture???

oh man. oof. those TOILETS.

i keep meaning to get one of the Nihon no bidet/warm seat jangers.

so GOOD.

you have not LIVED until you've directed a spray of water from underball to taint to bumhole and back again whilst rhythm matching Lumines strings.

HNNNNNGGGGGG.

They might like toilets.
But you should see them around a doorknob.

[dubkitty]

JESUS CHRIST, I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST

[dubkitty]

i'm nervous. the date i had on Thursday went really well, and we agreed that we would see each other again soon. But i'm worried that i might be getting into more than i should. she has an 11 year old daughter who naturally takes up a lot of her attention and time, and she's really busy on weekends so i get all nervous and teenaged when she doesn't write for a day because she's so occupied with her life as a Mom. i'm also nervous because there's something in me that just wants to take care of her. however, i'm not having the "RUN AWAY" psychic signals that i didn't listen to with my previous relationships. but i'm frightened...when i fall for someone i fall hard, and it's easy to get hurt.

[sonidero]

Take it slow man and find a way to bide your time so you're not refreshing the email page every minute... Don't fall off the cliff, stay happy...

[goosekevin]

I want a kid really bad
But I'm 17

[ChetMagongalo]

dont get a kid you can't buy any pedals

[kbit]

BREAKING ABSTINECE IS BREAKING PEDGE

[tuffteef]

BREAKING ABSTINECE IS BREAKING PEDGE

[coldbrightsunlight]

At least I'm staying pedge.

[Achtane]

Pretty sure I could listen to At Folsom Prison ALL DAY ERR DAY SON