I grow facial hair like a 12 year old boy

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I grow facial hair like a 12 year old boy

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do you think it would help if I applied rogaine to my face???
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:lol: Yeah I can't grow facial hair for shit either. My hair is too damn blonde, and even if it wasn't it would be patchy as shit. So maybe this way is better...
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My facial hair sucks, too.

Applying rogaine can help (assuming it won't irritate your skin) but as soon as you stop using it, your hair will go back to normal. I've already researched this same question, haha.

Especially around this time when baseball season picks up, and I see all the glorious beards on the Giants, I start to feel bad....

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:cry: im with ya, buddy
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To avoid pube chin requires patience...grow out a bit, trim down to one (very short) length...let that grow a bit, trim down to one short length...keep doing that. :) That way, your slow growers catch up to the rest and it eventually grows in full! Weee! Now you don't have squiggly pube strands on yo face!

I had to do this in late high school.
I'd still have to do that if I wanted the sides to grow in for a full beard.
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Tom Dalton wrote:To avoid pube chin requires patience...grow out a bit, trim down to one (very short) length...let that grow a bit, trim down to one short length...keep doing that. :) That way, your slow growers catch up to the rest and it eventually grows in full! Weee! Now you don't have squiggly pube strands on yo face!

I had to do this in late high school.
I'd still have to do that if I wanted the sides to grow in for a full beard.


I'm pretty sure that when I was in high school I had maybe three facial hairs in total. :lol: I'm now a thirty year old man with less facial hair than many 18 year olds. Although the upside is that I'm not very hairy anywhere, no crazy chest or back hair for me. And I know girls with more arm hair than I have.
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Aren't you a kid though?
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I have like a 1-2cm patch of emptiness between my sideburns and goatee. Really sucks.
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colin wrote:Although the upside is that I'm not very hairy anywhere, no crazy chest or back hair for me.


I have, like, 8 hairs around my belly button and that's it. It's like I did all my growing in 9th grade, and that's been it.
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Moustache_Bash wrote:
colin wrote:Although the upside is that I'm not very hairy anywhere, no crazy chest or back hair for me.


I have, like, 8 hairs around my belly button and that's it. It's like I did all my growing in 9th grade, and that's been it.

This is my life story. Little body hair is really the only perk...though I think I'd rather have a full beard and the body hair of an ape
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where's hoy...where fuck is hoy, that dude's beard is probs my favorite
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colin wrote:Although the upside is that I'm not very hairy anywhere, no crazy chest or back hair for me.

Yeah that is a nice perk.
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wsas3 wrote:Aren't you a kid though?


I guess it depends on your definition of a kid but I'm 21

I knew guys in highschool who had like full beards in the 11th grade
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