So like.... let me get this shit straight.. NSFW / NSFH / NS

[THEBEERHAMMER]

HAHAHAHA BANISH THE CHIIIIIIILD

[morange]

YOU"RE ALL PIGS!

[FuzzHugger]

Understood, and what happened in that article is horrific, and it's an extremely unsanitary and disgusting way of performing a circumcision. And the fact that the parents go along with it makes me have no sympathy for them. I feel sorry for those kids.

But what the uncut avengers never seem to realize when they break out the "mutilation" angle is what the seems to imply about people who are already circumcised. The great majority of us don't feel mutilated and do not feel like victims, and its quite patronizing, to boot. Even if that's not your intention, that's how it feels to me.

Mutilation is a strong word, and is definitely only applicable in situations such as that in the article.
It is definitely the majority who are comfortable with it, as you say. There are people who do feel like victims, though, even if that is a very small number, and I just think it's unfair that they were never given a choice.
It's not a life-or-death issue normally, but it is an issue nonetheless. I hope you get where I'm coming from.

No, mutilation is the appropriate term. They are physically altering your body for your entire life. Thats definition mutilation. Big chief as usual is bringing way too much feels into this. Are they cutting your dick up? Yes. Are they sucking it? Yes. Are children dying from it? Yes. Do they have a choice? No. Are the people doing this hiding behind their status as living agents of a magical creator being to avoid legal prosecution? Yes. Are the parents scared that if they dont let old guys mutilate their children then put the mutilated body parts into their mouths, infecting them with viruses that kill them in horrible ways, that they will suffer the wrath of this mystical creator guy? Yes. Noone said big chief is a freak. Big chief is obviously still dealing with his feelings on the subject.

My only feelings about circumcision is that I'm happy my parents did that for me. The few uncircumcised kids in my class got made fun of really badly those first few years we had gang showers in middle school. That was really fucked up and mean and I'm really happy I didn't have to go through that.

And dude, I already said that the shit described in that article is fucked up and horrific. You do realize that not every circumcision is done like that, right? I was circumcised in a hospital, by a doctor, and no creepy old guy sucked on my dick when they did it.

I'm not the one with apparently overwhelming feelings about circumcision.

Don't come at me with shit like that Jamie, you've left wayy to much ammunition for everyone else to use against you. Then you'll pussy out and ragequit this forum again, and then we can all forget about your dumb shit again for a while. Until you realize you need attention and then come back again.

This is NOT coming from a moderator/admin standpoint, just personal.

When you tell 50-80% of the people here that their dicks are mutilated, you better be ready for someone to tell you to fuck off.

I don't take offense to the term, cause you can't make me feel bad about my dick...but I don't think mutilation is the appropriate term for circumcision. Well, not an accurate one. Mutilation almost always suggests destroying, rendering useless, damaging/removing an essential part...(Thanks for your opinion, but my dick works. And if circumcision made my dick less sensitive, then hooray for me!)...pretty much every 1st, 2nd, and 3rd definition for mutilation suggests irreparably destroying or mangling. If you're using definition #4 or 5, then you can find a more accurate word. In most cases, it's a surgical procedure--not rudimentary hacking--with a less than 1% complication rate (if you're in the 1% with complications, then you can say, "You mutilated me, bro!") Is it unnatural? By definition, yes. But do we need to cry mutilation? Just embrace your own penis (figuratively and literally), circumcised or not. If people made a big deal about you being uncircumcised, does turning it around and shaming the circumcised really solve the problem? Especially when most didn't choose it for themselves?

Doing it because your creator wants you to correct his creation is illogical and screwed up, imo. But (yes, it's debatable, but) the argument can be made for it being practical--at least, the practice started in the desert, where it might've been really practical--imagine sand in your sweaty foreskin!

Also, it's an elective thing, so either way, blame your parents if you have a problem...don't try to make people feel bad--either way--for something they didn't choose for themselves.

[FuzzHugger]

Sorry for steering this exactly back where no one wants it to go. I wrote that all last night and couldn't not post it.

[Wes Mantooth]

Yo can I just say I'm glad I got the circumcision over with when I was young and don't remember it?

But uh I don't get how anyone can feel comfortable sucking a baby's dick, that's seriously fucked up. I feel like the law of the United States should prevail over the customs of the religion in this area.

Ultimately I'm just glad I'm not in charge of making the laws, balancing religious freedom and laws of the country has got to be challenging at times.

[FuzzHugger]

Yo can I just say I'm glad I got the circumcision over with when I was young and don't remember it?

Word. My nephew elected to have it done at 16. We happened to be visiting a day after. Bandages and dick blood everywhere.

But uh I don't get how anyone can feel comfortable sucking a baby's dick, that's seriously fucked up. I feel like the law of the United States should prevail over the customs of the religion in this area.

If you can't put a baby's penis in your mouth outside a temple, you shouldn't be able to do it inside one.

[Fuzzy Fred]

yeah, can we just all agree that old dudes sucking baby dicks is at least kinda weird? just a little bit?

[Joe Gress]

yeah, can we just all agree that old dudes sucking baby dicks is at least kinda weird? just a little bit?

Right? At least the priests wait till they're old enough to altar serve...

[Fuzzy Fred]

yeah, can we just all agree that old dudes sucking baby dicks is at least kinda weird? just a little bit?

Right? At least the priests wait till they're old enough to altar serve...

Ba dum tish

[THEBEERHAMMER]

This is NOT coming from a moderator/admin standpoint, just personal.

When you tell 50-80% of the people here that their dicks are mutilated, you better be ready for someone to tell you to fuck off.

I don't take offense to the term, cause you can't make me feel bad about my dick...but I don't think mutilation is the appropriate term for circumcision. Well, not an accurate one. Mutilation almost always suggests destroying, rendering useless, damaging/removing an essential part...(Thanks for your opinion, but my dick works. And if circumcision made my dick less sensitive, then hooray for me!)...pretty much every 1st, 2nd, and 3rd definition for mutilation suggests irreparably destroying or mangling. If you're using definition #4 or 5, then you can find a more accurate word. In most cases, it's a surgical procedure--not rudimentary hacking--with a less than 1% complication rate (if you're in the 1% with complications, then you can say, "You mutilated me, bro!") Is it unnatural? By definition, yes. But do we need to cry mutilation? Just embrace your own penis (figuratively and literally), circumcised or not. If people made a big deal about you being uncircumcised, does turning it around and shaming the circumcised really solve the problem? Especially when most didn't choose it for themselves?

Doing it because your creator wants you to correct his creation is illogical and screwed up, imo. But (yes, it's debatable, but) the argument can be made for it being practical--at least, the practice started in the desert, where it might've been really practical--imagine sand in your sweaty foreskin!

Also, it's an elective thing, so either way, blame your parents if you have a problem...don't try to make people feel bad--either way--for something they didn't choose for themselves.

Im fine with my penis...but it is mutilated. Do you not have a scar on your dick from where it happened? There you go. Textbook mutilation. As for function, you know when youre freeballing it and your dickhead rubs up against the inside of your zipper and you halfway jump through the ceiling? There you go. Mutilation. It sounds like you guys are the ones that need to embrace your penis. I embraced mine not two hours ago. Yesterday a nice young lady from charlotte embraced it for a very satisfying half hour. I fully embrace my cock and i suggest everyone else do the same. As long as im into them. No fat chicks. Chubby is fine but not fat.

[FuzzHugger]

Do you not have a scar on your dick from where it happened? There you go. Textbook mutilation. As for function, you know when youre freeballing it and your dickhead rubs up against the inside of your zipper and you halfway jump through the ceiling? There you go. Mutilation.

But a few thousand years ago in the desert, long before zippers, some dude said, "you know when you're freeballing and it's hot, and there's a sandstorm, and all that sand collects in your flap, crusts and chafes, makes it untouchable for weeks? [snip, snip] Fix'd."
I paraphrase.

I have scars across my chest and right arm where it was tattooed, but I don't call that mutilation.
I also have a scar under my eye where the doctor rebuilt all the broken bones in the left side of my face, but I took the trade-off and exchanged the scar for having cheekbones.
I know there's a difference between needing a procedure and elective (though I elected to have my face rebuilt, just like my tattoos), but it's possible that circumcision can be looked at as a practical thing. I don't think it's important either way, but I've read compelling arguments on both sides of the issue.

Sometimes, people make a decision based on the tradeoff. And that factors in when it comes to circumcision. Even if the reason is stupid, like, "I want my son to be circumcised so the majority doesn't pick on him." That's dumb as fuck, but so are people, so it has to be considered...why else did my 16 year old nephew beg his mom to get circumcised?

[ryan summit]

this thread is a one liner dick joke machine
god bless america

[THEBEERHAMMER]

I have scars across my chest and right arm where it was tattooed, but I don't call that mutilation.

But the dictionary says it is....thats all im saying. Im not saying anyones dick is less spectacular than mine is....although my dick is pretty spectacular.

[Big Mon]

this thread is useless without htsamurai...

[FuzzHugger]

this thread is useless without htsamurai...

The biggest dick on ILF.