Beaten To Death With A Guitar

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snipelfritz wrote:
Ironbird13 wrote:seems like a situation where pointy guitars would be better, hehe, i could do some damage with my BCR Ironbird, impalement anyone?

See, I was thinking heavy and blunt is going to do the most damage. Something like a les paul.

This is a great thread.


trouble with using a LP though is after the first swing the neck is likely to snap off.... ;)
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I'm sure there's a custom pointy aluminum guitar out there, best of both worlds.
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lol while i havent beaten someone to death with a guitar as he wasnt worth the jail time i have been arrested for hitting someone with a guitar?
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tuffteef wrote:lol while i havent beaten someone to death with a guitar as he wasnt worth the jail time i have been arrested for hitting someone with a guitar?


That Bogan probably deserved it and I think it counts since you got arrested... :thumb:
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sonidero wrote:
tuffteef wrote:lol while i havent beaten someone to death with a guitar as he wasnt worth the jail time i have been arrested for hitting someone with a guitar?


That Bogan probably deserved it and I think it counts since you got arrested... :thumb:


:lol: oh he deserved it, to the point that he agreed and didnt press charges the next day
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Why is the stolen 1984 fiero the thing that surprises me the most about this thread?
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bortlett wrote:Why is the stolen 1984 fiero the thing that surprises me the most about this thread?


:lol: Me too, I had to explain to my friend about the whole "fire" thing and seeing them still around is pretty rare...

Am I the only one that remembers the whole urban myth about the Misfits killing some dude on that live recording cause he kept unplugging the bass??? You can hear Danzig yelling at him a couple times then "get 'em" and Doyle smashed the dude in the head with his bass and killed him???
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Aw, these are all dope!

But the LEAST they could do is tell us what kind of guitar we're dealing with here.

"The victim was bludgeoned with a one-of-a-kind Fender "Telemaster" electric guitar, featuring a 1966 Fender Jazzmaster neck with pearloid block inlays and a Telecaster-shaped body with a beautiful three-tone sunburst. The body is custom-wired for exclusive use with neck pickup, a crunchy P-90, while the bridge sports a vintage Telecaster "ashtray" with no pickup. The design is sleek and stylish, and the tone is to die for, pun intended."


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How has this not been mentioned yet?
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i bet the aluminum would have nothing on a les paul. weight. it'd hurt, but it'd ping off. LP would crunch, fur shur. :animal:
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space6oy wrote:i bet the aluminum would have nothing on a les paul. weight. it'd hurt, but it'd ping off. LP would crunch, fur shur. :animal:


not if the entire guitar was machined from a solid block of aluminium :thumb:
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maz91379 wrote:I was thinking about this and is a hollow body possibly as lethal as it like splinters and shit. DANELECTROOFDOOM.


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See, this is why I bought my EGC.
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