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theavondon wrote:Guy at GC - "Yeah, I mean, I can understand having maybe like one or two distortions but really, I don't see why all these new boutique companies are all coming out with fuzzes. You don't need like ten fuzzes! Make something else, ya know?"

Me - "I own 17 fuzzes. Now are you gonna sell me this B:Assmaster or what?"



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theavondon wrote:"I own 17 fuzzes. Now are you gonna sell me this B:Assmaster or what?"


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Bassus Sanguinis wrote:
theavondon wrote:Guy at GC - "Yeah, I mean, I can understand having maybe like one or two distortions but really, I don't see why all these new boutique companies are all coming out with fuzzes. You don't need like ten fuzzes! Make something else, ya know?"

Me - "I own 17 fuzzes. Now are you gonna sell me this B:Assmaster or what?"



:lol: :hug: ILF fuzz bro - because there's always room for one fuzz more.


One more? :picard: :D
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"You've got more than one pedal? You're such a NERD."

I'm a nerd at work, thanks, (I'm a software developer) but my music is fucking ART.
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mathias wrote:"You've got more than one pedal? You're such a NERD."

I'm a nerd at work, thanks, (I'm a software developer) but my music is fucking ART.



Hm, I actually embrace that - being a nerd.
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boy i sure am glad i somehow never hear dumb shit at Sam Ash beyond *thrash metal riffs on those peavys with the metal grills* or *wank slap through an ampeg solid state*
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sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.

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Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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behndy wrote:sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.

SIGH


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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEPo3DEBtUI[/youtube]
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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behndy wrote:sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.

SIGH


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Soundcheck before the Gig:
Guy from another band: Wow, you downtuned the Guitar!
Me: ehm, no, normal tuning...
He: Sounds so fat...

He played a halfstack, i played a Blues Deluxe. I don't get how many People are too stupid to dial in their sound with their own amp.
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behndy wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEPo3DEBtUI[/youtube]



did...did you just choose the first video that came up when you searched "rimshot"? because I almost posted that video yesterday
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IT'S WHAT POPS UP IN MY HEAD WHEN I THINK RIMSHOT.

but that song was huge when i was a kicken. yay oldness!
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
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behndy wrote:sigh. always been sad i'm not good enough to wank slap up an entire room at GC.

SIGH

I wish I could slap everybody in GC with a single swing of my wanky
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"EVERY ONE OF YOU IS GOING TO WALK OUT OF HERE SMELLING LIKE MY DICK IF YOU DON'T. CALM. THE FUCK. DOWN."
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
theactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
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