I'm a guy. I trim my pits. And Brian's bearded face makes me moist.
But that's what's up. I mean. I play a lot of soccer. Lots of guys shave their legs because those fucking shin gaurds will grab a hold of the airs and rip them out. Mid stride. Excruciating. I just keep it nice and trimmed low. I do that with all my hairs to be respectful to my laday. It's not just for her, it's for me. Think about this fellas. Let's say your ladays all being extra nice to you. Ya know. And she has to pull hairs out of her mouth every other minute. That's annoying. And she's less likely to be extra nice to you in the future. It's classical conditioning. She's extra nice, she has to pul nasty hairs out. She no longer wants to be extra nice. So shave yourselves, fellas. It's not just for her (or him, I'm from the South but I don't hate), it's also for you.
And ladays. I know you like it when we go to town on your pits. Same thing. Say I wanna be extra nice and just give your pits all kinds of specials attention. Classical conditioning. Hair in my mouth or a cut up tongue from cacti stubble and I'm less likely to go to town there. Some goes for powdered deoderants. That shit is barbaric. We're in the 21st century peeps. Clear gell. Anything else, would be uncivilized.
But again, different worlds. It gets HOT down here and that shit isn't just a fashion statement. It's funky stink mess. It's not the sight of chick arm pit hair that bothers me. It's more the smell. If they shower regularly and keep it all nice and fresh. It's all good. But I trim my pit hairs just because I'm way to active to keep it fresh 24/7. Even when showering daily. Us southerners sweat it up, peeps.
If I didn't have to shave for work I sure as hell wouldn't, don't care either way what the laydays do. I'm fortunate that they even let me play with the naughty bits so I wouldn't say something if I did care.
Good deals with: Officer Bukowski, Caesar, BriBri, Amorphous, ThePastRecedes
Plus it's a good way to pick up chicks. "Would you like to sit on Santa's lap?" "Ho, ho ho! Some one's been a naughty girl this year!" "Want to see how I whip my reindeer?"
et cetera.
Tom Dalton wrote:You're a dumbass for making this thread to begin with.
magiclawnchair wrote:fuck that bitter old man
smile_man wrote:
ifeellikeatourist wrote:
Pedals aren't everything, yada, yada, yeah I know.
fuck you.
McSpunckle wrote:I ctrl+f'd mountain goats and decided we aren't friends anymore.
aens_wife wrote:This thread makes me want to stop shaving everything forever.
I kinda like the idea of grossing out a whole bunch of men. And if I could convince a ton of other women to stop shaving, then you dicks would have to get over your fear and revulsion of the bit of hair that women have compared to the fucking forest you guys sport.
FUCK.
EXCEPT
some of us don't but I totally agree... if a men doesn't maintain, he shouldn't be mad about the woman not maintaining... that's just hypocrisy
and i misspelled that as hipocrisy
hippocrisy
i want to start a band called Hippocrisy... bringing hippocore to the neighbourhood