kbithecrowing wrote:I'm sick and I'm coughing a lot, but every time I cough I try not to. Consequently it sounds like I'm trying not to vomit or I'm having mildly painful sex every time I cough.
Lol, I'm having the same issue. Only replace being sick with smoking too much.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
Tried to fix the headphone jack on my laptop and broke the keyboard & trackpad, so now my laptop is pretty much a desktop. I would be mad but I never really need to take my laptop anywhere besides my desk anyway and now I have a good excuse to buy a fancy keyboard and gaming mouse.
I had a forty-ish chick hitting on me tonight. She claimed to do promotions in nor-cal. I dunno, she was kinda meh. My coworker came in and I was glad to see some other douche around my age hitting on her when I came in from a cigarette. That seems to be the test: Do you mind someone who will talk to people you know seeing you flirt with this chick in a bar (I work in another bar in the same small town so "someone who will talk to people you know" is actually pretty specific)?
If spaceritual were still on he'd be totally chewing me out hXc.
Also, best Family Guy line ever:
Brian (very quickly and offhand while drunk): I voted for McCain.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
rfurtkamp wrote:Bastard stepchild of modern delay times/looping and a Lexicon Vortex would have me whipping out the credit card faster than a hooker at a coke convention.
alexa. wrote:I'm really horny. And usually I'm totally asexual (ok, I'm an animal if there is a girl I have chemistry with, but otherwise not really). It's weird.
That does seem weird, but then again I'm always really horny.
What's the opposite of asexual? Yeah, that's me. I'd probably have a boner at this moment had I not whacked off within the last half hour.
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Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
alexa. wrote:I'm really horny. And usually I'm totally asexual (ok, I'm an animal if there is a girl I have chemistry with, but otherwise not really). It's weird.
That does seem weird, but then again I'm always really horny.
What's the opposite of asexual? Yeah, that's me. I'd probably have a boner at this moment had I not whacked off within the last half hour.
Wanking can't satisfy me.. when I get into this animal-sorta mode, I really need a few hours of pounding a girl silly Great, now I'm horny again. Sometimes having a vivid mind is awesome.. and sometimes.. it's awesome-er
rfurtkamp wrote:Bastard stepchild of modern delay times/looping and a Lexicon Vortex would have me whipping out the credit card faster than a hooker at a coke convention.
