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4-7 year old girls will dance to your music.
You are good keep up the good work.

12-13 year old girls will dance and want to learn the lyrics so they can sing along.
You suck get a real job.

20-40 year old women want to dance.
Great job guys.

50 + year old women are dancing.
You are either a Rick Springsteen or David Casady tribute band.
what can I say :picard:

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Rick Springsteen?
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snipelfritz wrote:Rick Springsteen?
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metalmariachi wrote:12-13 year old girls will dance and want to learn the lyrics so they can sing along.
Hook up with usher so you can make 50 million dollars.




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excane wrote:
snipelfritz wrote:Rick Springsteen?

Bruce Springsteen or Rick Springfield? :erm:
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Bob Nugent.
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I'm no Arnold Einstein but I know the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Rick Springfield. :p
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MEC wrote:I'm no Arnold Einstein but I know the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Rick Springfield. :p
They're both crap?
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oops, I was multi tasking. Rick Springfield although lately Bruse Springsteen has lost his edge.

Apologies to VP and HT who are both cougar magnets and regularly play to a bunch of 50+ year old women.

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john cougar malmsteen opening for eddie van morrison--- it's awesome and i have tickets!
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^ Oh! Yeah.

But I would say if the middle girl in your avatar is dancing in your room while signing your song... mean you've done good. :thumb:
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MEC wrote:I'm no Arnold Einstein but I know the difference between Bruce Springsteen and Rick Springfield. :p




BAAAAHAHAHA Arnold Einstein.



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And if she dance to this song... you fail.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLnu8SzOGfs[/youtube]

Or maybe she prefer to dance to some Bruce Ashley.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKOXVPzrmh0[/youtube]

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How to tell if your band is any good (DONNY EDITION):

If you're not bleeding at the end of the set, give up.

If you're bleeding, you're doing well.

If someone else is bleeding, CONGRATS YOU'RE IN A GOOD BAND.
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