The what ever thread...

[jfrey]

Can somebody read the directions on my rice cooker?

[snipelfritz]

"Rice is very delicious however the process for producing a healthy and nutritious rice-based dish is much like upended tortoise. Obtuse and inappropriate, makes difficult to be attaining success. Following the stream through kitchen sink like the leaf of autumn into retaining mechanisms will begin processes. Using nuclear death probe one may achieve rice to be at temperatures appropriate to become supple and perfect for human consumption and digestion. Be to be proceeding with caution. Fire demons are ill tempered and will strike as a serpent upon impatient fingers."

[the_carl]

Can somebody read the directions on my rice cooker?

How did you even end up with a Chinese-only rice cooker? Did you buy it off the sketchy dudes in Chinatown? Based on the pictures and Wikipedia's entry on Chinese measurement characters:

1. I have no idea what's going on, but usually there are lines inside the bowl thing that tell you how much to fill it up with rice and water. Rinse the rice until it doesn't make the water cloudy or your shit will get fucked up. Something about either 20 or 30 of a small unit of measurement.

2. If you have 100 mL of something, microwave for 10 minutes for a 500W microwave or 7 minutes for a 1000W microwave. If you have 50 mL of something, microwave for 7 minutes for a 500W microwave or 5 minutes for a 1000W microwave.

3. Remove from microwave and let sit for 20 minutes.

I was bored. Shut up.

[spacelordmother]

1. Rice and water goes in.
2. Put into microwave.
3. Coffee!

[jfrey]

Can somebody read the directions on my rice cooker?

How did you even end up with a Chinese-only rice cooker? Did you buy it off the sketchy dudes in Chinatown? Based on the pictures and Wikipedia's entry on Chinese measurement characters:

1. I have no idea what's going on, but usually there are lines inside the bowl thing that tell you how much to fill it up with rice and water. Rinse the rice until it doesn't make the water cloudy or your shit will get fucked up. Something about either 20 or 30 of a small unit of measurement.

2. If you have 100 mL of something, microwave for 10 minutes for a 500W microwave or 7 minutes for a 1000W microwave. If you have 50 mL of something, microwave for 7 minutes for a 500W microwave or 5 minutes for a 1000W microwave.

3. Remove from microwave and let sit for 20 minutes.

I was bored. Shut up.

Got it online.

Thanks man.

[Achtane]

I love these vidjas.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWkuKgmKorU[/youtube]
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBSFFL15Rk8[/youtube]

[phantasmagorovich]

I love these vidjas.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWkuKgmKorU[/youtube]

YES! That's what I call suspense.

(And persistence on the skater's side.)

[alexa.]

wow he should really like, learn how to fall

he gets a bit better at it as the video goes on. kudos for the persistence!

[Moustache_Bash]

I love these vidjas.

I can't tell if you like watching bails, or like to watch how a dude finally arrives to a trick. If it's the latter, you should check out all the B Sides of Stay Gold. I actually like them more than the video itself. I like to just hear all the noises associated with skating, and not seeing the hyped up/ridiculous editing.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMFdQP3v3wY[/youtube]

Jerry Hsu always looks like a god damn goon when he slams, cracks me up.

EDIT: Thank you, alexa.

[alexa.]

remove the S after the http

[jfrey]

My friends music reviews:
http://www.youtube.com/user/FultonsReviews


Also...


Finally finished writing this tutorial on avoiding conflicts with multiple JavaScript libraries. Took me forever to debug the simplest code in the world. I had one misplaced # in my Prototype code.

[sonidero]

What did they do to this cat??? Is that just grooming???

[dubkitty]

>Is that just grooming???

i certainly hope so. then the person(s) responsible can be found and punished.

[Mudfuzz]

What did they do to this cat??? Is that just grooming???

[Chankgeez]

i certainly hope so. then the person(s) responsible can be found and punished.