How? (Adult content)

The Mad Owl · Post by **The Mad Owl** » Mon May 07, 2012 4:49 am

HOLY SHIT!

i feel your pain. i tried football once. never again.

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Mon May 07, 2012 8:37 am

shitty handjob -> donkey fucking -> football

i <3 everybody here :hug:

excane · Post by **excane** » Mon May 07, 2012 9:04 pm

I never asked... did girl in question remember she has two hands? Any gooch tickling with dem fingas?

Joe Gress · Post by **Joe Gress** » Mon May 07, 2012 9:51 pm

behndy wrote:i don't.... i don't EVER want a handjob. something i have perfected? that i perfected for when i DON'T have booter access? no thank you.

please to use grrLy parts that i didna grow up with.

I dunno why exactly, but I laughed for ten minutes when I saw this.

McSpunckle · Post by **McSpunckle** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:25 am

It's not just girls that don't give decent handies...

: /

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:31 am

Sad, but true. :no:

tuffteef · Post by **tuffteef** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:40 am

^

now this thread got good

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:48 am

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!! if even other dooders who HAVE the wiggly bits wrestle it like kittens... what hope does a layday have?

mouf. booter. front butt. back of the ankle roll if you heavy. SOMETHING ELSE.

madmax1012 · Post by **madmax1012** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:50 am

Behndy you are a sick yet truly wonderful creature. You're an inspiration to us all.

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:53 am

oh STOP flirting. you know you're my boo.

(totally not using you while i'm holding out for some Action. INDEX. TOTALLY. you love it.)

theactionindex · Post by **theactionindex** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:54 am

HOLD OUT NO LONGER YOU FOUR COCKED MONSTROSITY.

HURR I IZ. :surprise:

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Tue May 08, 2012 1:56 am

*sexy pouty duck face*

RARRRRR.

qua. WACK.

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Tue May 08, 2012 7:11 am

McSpunckle wrote:It's not just girls that don't give decent handies...

: /

I always thought it'd be easy because I, you know, have some experience. Noooot sure I'm that great at it though. :/

Fuzzy Fred · Post by **Fuzzy Fred** » Tue May 08, 2012 7:44 am

First off, behndy is the McGyver of sex. Also, I find it hilarious how when y'all are talking about handies, and your sig says "good dealings with..." makes me laugh

coldbrightsunlight · Post by **coldbrightsunlight** » Tue May 08, 2012 7:47 am

Hey, they were some very good deals.

Also, just realised I'm reading this thread about handjobs in the middle of a busy computer cluster. Wish I was wearing a trenchcoat.

ilovefuzz.com

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