Jero wrote:I think my guy loved his gift, cause he hasn't been back since opening it, must be too busy playing it!

You would be correct, kind sir, after I got over the initial trauma of finding an Iron box, got one of those for Christmas a decade ago and it did nothing to improve the relationship with my biological parental units.
The pedal is called the Gristleizer and that's a pretty accurate name for what it does, which is make your shit sound awesome. Some seriously fucking good choppy, ring moddy, distortion, blown amp sounds in it. I think this just became my desert-island-you-can-only-bring-one-pedal pedal. Now I feel even more compelled to get an audio interface so I can record some clips of what it does.
Aside from the Mountain Dew that was consumed before christmas, there was also an EQD t-shirt and Sungod LP which is awesome stoner psych.
In short: Best Gift Ever.