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ILF SECRET SANTA v2 (2011)
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Re: ILF SECRET SANTA v2 (2011)
aen wrote:Or I'll just use fuzz. Then Ill sound cool regardless.
Achtane wrote:Well, volcanoes are pretty fuckin' cool. Like I guess lava flows are doomy. Slow and still able to to melt your eardrums.
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Re: ILF SECRET SANTA v2 (2011)
So close to present time! 

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My SS should open his gift, I'm the only one from Bakersfield here. Hope he figured it out already. 
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No Christmas miracle, I guess I should go and jump in front of a bridge now.
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Re: ILF SECRET SANTA v2 (2011)
So the post office sent the company to fix the lock today so it looked like I would get mine before Christmas. They fixed the wrong lock....
YOU COULD SEE A FUCKING KEY JAMMED INTO THE LOCK AND THEY FIXED THE ONE THAT WAS PERFECTLY FINE

YOU COULD SEE A FUCKING KEY JAMMED INTO THE LOCK AND THEY FIXED THE ONE THAT WAS PERFECTLY FINE

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i'll post pics later, but I got the coolest story about me and santa and crazy adventures, a malekko trem, a sweet ass shirt from thread less, a robe which is super badass because my cat just threw up all over my old one, and swedish fish which probably won't make the picture because i'm eating all of them now
you're the best random duder
you're the best random duder

So this turned into another devi thread...
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Wes. really man. just break in the fucking thing. you've been patient enough. rip that bitch open.
my lock on my door at an apt i lived in broke one time, the locksmith tried to fix it from about 11 pm to 1 am. i told my landlord on the phone, "if you don't have somebody here to open this door in 15 minutes, i'm kicking it open and you're gonna have to repair it." he told me go ahead. he understood.
....... actually, was a lifelong dream to get to kick down a door. very satisfying.
but homie, you've been patient enough.
my lock on my door at an apt i lived in broke one time, the locksmith tried to fix it from about 11 pm to 1 am. i told my landlord on the phone, "if you don't have somebody here to open this door in 15 minutes, i'm kicking it open and you're gonna have to repair it." he told me go ahead. he understood.
....... actually, was a lifelong dream to get to kick down a door. very satisfying.
but homie, you've been patient enough.
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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nice! wassat?
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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triangle muff clone, gushers, and a cd!
Chankgeez wrote: (Don't worry, spouses come and go, ILF is forever.)
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noice!
Eric! wrote:YOU'RE like having two pedals in one
with your...momentary fuck switch and all..
music, videos, in progress - http://www.youtube.com/c/behndytheactionindex wrote:QUADRACOCK BEHNDERFUCK
okay, Plan B - PANIC

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behndy wrote:Wes. really man. just break in the fucking thing. you've been patient enough. rip that bitch open.
my lock on my door at an apt i lived in broke one time, the locksmith tried to fix it from about 11 pm to 1 am. i told my landlord on the phone, "if you don't have somebody here to open this door in 15 minutes, i'm kicking it open and you're gonna have to repair it." he told me go ahead. he understood.
....... actually, was a lifelong dream to get to kick down a door. very satisfying.
but homie, you've been patient enough.
Yeah I should but I'm just being a pussy worrying about the legal troubles it might cause being that it's owned by USPS
I Don't even know if I'd be able to pry it open, would probably just have to cut it open
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bronzetalon wrote:No Christmas miracle, I guess I should go and jump in front of a bridge now.
If you jump in front of a bridge... Doesn't that mean you're just standing in front of a bridge once again?
::p:
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wsas3 wrote:bronzetalon wrote:No Christmas miracle, I guess I should go and jump in front of a bridge now.
If you jump in front of a bridge... Doesn't that mean you're just standing in front of a bridge once again?
::p:
Yup that's the joke.
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Re: ILF SECRET SANTA v2 (2011)
Someone brought the awesome this year with a plethora of gear, literature, teas, muthafuckin hot sauce, lip balms and sugar daddies and diddly doos! What a good mate!

And a zoom on the nice splatter paint work. Very cool!


And a zoom on the nice splatter paint work. Very cool!

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