HEY PORN FANS, GET AT THIS JAWN.

[tuffteef]

give him gauges and he would fit right in with the pbr drinking crowd tool times bitches

[Fuzzy Fred]

what if you made like some kind of tumblr with support for anonymous submissions? you'd probably get a lot more submissions that way

put up ads at your local grocery store.

"DO YOU LIKE PORN? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! SEND ME EMAILS OF SCREENSHOTS AT CHILDLOVER69@HOTMAIL.COM"

[snipelfritz]

what if you made like some kind of tumblr with support for anonymous submissions? you'd probably get a lot more submissions that way

put up ads at your local grocery store.

"DO YOU LIKE PORN? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! SEND ME EMAILS OF SCREENSHOTS AT CHILDLOVER69@HOTMAIL.COM"

make a habit of barging into peoples houses just in case they're watching porn.

seriously, I want to help, but that's just the last thing on my mind at that moment.

[Fuzzy Fred]

what if you made like some kind of tumblr with support for anonymous submissions? you'd probably get a lot more submissions that way

put up ads at your local grocery store.

"DO YOU LIKE PORN? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! SEND ME EMAILS OF SCREENSHOTS AT CHILDLOVER69@HOTMAIL.COM"

make a habit of barging into peoples houses just in case they're watching porn.

seriously, I want to help, but that's just the last thing on my mind at that moment.

one time while trick or treating as a kid, no one answered the door, but lights were on, so we went around the house, and in the side window the guy was watching porn on the tv, so me and my friends banged on the window then egged his house.

[behndy]

we were walking up the hill near my 'hood when i was a kicken and the one lesbian couple (whit trash yarea. lesbians were mythical beasts like unicorns, Big Feet or eskimo's) on our block was doing it in their front room with the window open.

happiest memory of my childhood.

my friend ran away because, "that one skinny guy must have a busted pecker! it's all.... PURPLE!!".

[snipelfritz]

If i lived in apartment blocks/a highrise i would so spend my nights trying to find people, fucking, with a telescope.

My now that's one lucky telescope

[behndy]

"your puss is... as big as Hubble grrL. you need to spend WAY less time alone."

[Fuzzy Fred]

i know a girl that likes feet in her vag. don't ask me how i know

[D.o.S.]

i know a girl that likes feet in her vag. don't ask me how i know

Fine, I'll just assume you heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who...

[wsas3]

i know a girl that likes feet in her vag. don't ask me how i know

Fine, I'll just assume you heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who...

fuckin lol'd

[snipelfritz]

i know a girl that likes feet in her vag. don't ask me how i know

Unacceptable. Give me juicy deets, and if it's "she told me" I will be sorely disappointed.

[Fuzzy Fred]

i know a girl that likes feet in her vag. don't ask me how i know

Unacceptable. Give me juicy deets, and if it's "she told me" I will be sorely disappointed.

so we were at dinner at her house. i said pass the potatoes. she said not until i put my foot up her vag.

i got my potatoes

[veteransdaypoppy]

YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD.
I HATE THIS.

[smile_man]

i know a girl that likes feet in her vag. don't ask me how i know

Unacceptable. Give me juicy deets, and if it's "she told me" I will be sorely disappointed.

so we were at dinner at her house. i said pass the potatoes. she said not until i put my foot up her vag.

i got my potatoes

doing that would be awesome if i had a girls body.

[Fuzzy Fred]

i know a girl that likes feet in her vag. don't ask me how i know

Unacceptable. Give me juicy deets, and if it's "she told me" I will be sorely disappointed.

so we were at dinner at her house. i said pass the potatoes. she said not until i put my foot up her vag.

i got my potatoes

doing that would be awesome if i had a girls body.

Getting the body isn't the hard part. Not having the cops knock on your door asking questions is