Dream Diary, Hypnagogia, lucid dreams, all that...

[Officer Bukowski]

I had another pretty crazy dream last night. I parked my car on some residential street. And I turned my car off and then decided my parking job wasn't good so I moved my car again even though it was off it still worked. So I walked down the street and it was kindof like the neighborhood I grew up in but a little different. So I'm jogging down the street naked with a massive erection flopping all over the place and as I cross this street some guy in a wheelchair down the street hits a golfball and almost nails my junk. I keep going until I hit a big open area that was at my old neighborhood, like a big hill/valley area with nothing there. But there was a bear walking towards me so I ran away. So I go back over to the wheelchair guy who tells me he's going to his friends house, who lives in this crazy awesome mansion. The guy in the wheelchair says he's missing a hand (but he's in a wheelchair?) and his friend is missing a foot, and he's pretty old and crazy so he laughs about that. So I follow him (I'm not naked anymore) and his friend smokes some weed and goes down this crazy slide into his pool. So the missing hand guy starts smoking his friends weed and gives me some. Then I leave and I'm running around and I'm pretty lost, so I see some kid and he tells me how to get out. When I get out I'm in new York and there are like 4 street signs for each street. One was named after my friend and it was broken. So I start talking to a group of cheerleaders (wtf?) and then I wake up.

It was pretty trippy. I was thinking the missing hand guy and missing foot guy where from a movie while I was sleeping, and I was watching it like a movie, but I'm pretty sure it was just some random shit I made up.

[jfrey]

Just had the weirdest sleep of my life. Woke up completely disoriented. Couldn't figure out what day or time it was, and had the remains of a half a dozen dreams rattling around n my head, half of which i thought were real. At this point I only remember two of them. One was just pretty much a replay of this entire week. The other though was - a made up version of - the new Dark Knight movie that hasn't come out yet. I wasn't in it, and I wasn't dreaming I was watching it. I just dreamed the movie itself. I don't know why my brain decided to think up a Batman movie. Of course it left out the last like ten minutes though.

[warwick.hoy]

I usually don't remember my dreams,....but the other night I dreamt that I had a ant or termite hive made from cooked ground beef or sausage and all the tunnels were filled with bugs and spaghetti sauce and I tried to get rid of it by putting it in my kitchen sink and running hot water over it. It broke apart and a torrent of spaghetti sauce and bugs came running out of multiple orifices and going down the drain. Eventually the ground beef or sausage started to break down and run down the drain as well.

The other dream I had and can remember was last night. I was doing chores at the house and got tasked to go to my buddies house down the road. This is where our vegetable garden is IRL and it's 6 raised beds each one surround by big stones. I get there and there is intense yard work going on. This is in a tucked away older neighborhood at the bottom of a hillside and there really hasn't been any attempt to destroy the nature that exists there. IRL The yard isn't very well manicured and tall trees surround,...but in the dream,...they are leveling out the yard/filling low spots with dirt,....landscaping in front of the vegetable garden with bricks,....removing the rocks surrounding the raised beds and using them elsewhere.

It was strange because my buddy that lives there has to be cajoled into taking care of the property beyond mowing the lawn (and half the time I do it) or pitching in to help out. He's usually never there and his sister lives there and looks after the property. He has a GF that no one likes IRL and in the dream she was actually helping out. The feeling I had in the dream was,..."holy shit you are actually taking care of your property (he rents,...if he ever moves out my wife and I are moving in) and HOLY SHIT YOU'VE ACTUALLY GOT YOUR CRAZY BITCH OF A GIRLFRIEND PITCHING IN"

[Jero]

I usually don't remember my dreams,....but the other night I dreamt that I had a ant or termite hive made from cooked ground beef or sausage and all the tunnels were filled with bugs and spaghetti sauce and I tried to get rid of it by putting it in my kitchen sink and running hot water over it. It broke apart and a torrent of spaghetti sauce and bugs came running out of multiple orifices and going down the drain. Eventually the ground beef or sausage started to break down and run down the drain as well.

That
Sounds
Awesome

[Bassus Sanguinis]

Freaks. All of You, a fucking bunch of freaks and I love You all for it

I was going from door to door, as if I was a Jehovas witness, promoting Okuda Izo from the movie Tenchu! (Hitokiri, 1969) as the Christ. There was even TWO spears of destiny this time It was great fun, telling all the x-stians they got it all wrong and Izo would come after them, as a zombie, with his katana and bad temper because they didn't worship him.

[D3rP]

So last night I had this dream. I don't remember too much of it because I couldn't quite remember it when I first woke up, but the basics of it I still remember. I was running through this park and shit for no raison at all and I stumbled across some people I used to know. Then it skips to being in my house and we all were with the ghost of Obi Wan Kenobi, who had been shrunk down and looked more like the projection of Leia. He was in this guys bag he was carrying with him. We all wanted to revive him, but I was unsure whether he would want to be revived, so we kept it a secret. One guy had this book and somehow that played into being the instructions I guess, and it told us to dig a hole to place him in, at which point a section of my carpet had some been turned to sand for the small hole. So then we tried it and it returned him to normal size, but he was still a ghost. Then something big happened that I don't remember or it was implied in the dream, this event made Obi Wan very mad and he wanted to live again, for some reason. So then the previously mentioned hole had turned into some odd sand vortex and Obi Wan said "I guess this is what you meant when you said to walk into the hole", then he walked into it. That is all I remember, it was awesome.

[Doodahman1969]

The weirdest one lately involved machine elve$ + an all night orgy at an Iranian Roller Di$co

[Fuzzy Fred]

My weird ass dream finally went away, haven't had them for like two weeks now, so I'm happy.

[bob the r0bot]

I had my first lucid dream. It was an interesting experience.

It all started when I woke up in my tenth grade English class and I noticed that the desks were arranged wrong and Mike Tyson was sitting adjacent to me. Then I thought to myself I wonder if this is a lucid dream? Then I realized that I thought so I turned to my friend and asked,
"Yo, is this a lucid dream?" to which he replied,
"HELL YEAH NIGGAAAAAAAAAA~" so I got up and walked around my campus bein' all like,
"Damn, this is pretty fly having free will in a dream" and I got all excited thinking about all the stuff I could do and, because I was so excited, the dream ended.

[theactionindex]

I only remember fragments of my dream the other night, the most interesting of which involved me being driven around in a mini cooper by two butch ass midget lesbians. Then one of them complained about the car being too small, and I laughed my ass off. A CAR TOO SMALL FOR A MIDGET?! HAHAHAHA! I also remember the scenery being very nice.

[Big Mon]

Fucked up dream last night. Ended well,though. I had a dream that me and Rach were going to pick up my middle child from his house. His mom was there,drunk off her ass. She asked him something and he got mouthy with her(probably because she was drunk and it embarasses him. So then she grabbed him,started shaking him and slapping him in the face. So I grabbed her while Rach grabbed the boy. I then proceeded to tell her that I'll sue for custody,that I was sure to win in light of what just happened. That I was attempting to better myself through returning to college,while she sat around drinking and fucking her life away. That the tables were gonna turn,and she'd owe me money for a change. That I'd pay her a sizeable sum of money to skip the court and for her to send him to live with me. I was actually talking in my sleep while this was going on,come to find out. So loud and authoritative that it woke Rach up. She had to rub my dick to get me to wake up and calm down. So,when I came to,I was all"Why are you rubbing my dick?" And she said "because yr furious,honey,and I wanted to calm you down". She explained to me what all happened. And I was like"Shit!".

So I goes back ta sweep,and then dream a much better dream. I was in some personality-less upper crust neighborhood with Rachel. And we kept riding my kids' old scooters to different people's houses,sneaking in,and swimming in their pools. We'd then take their valuables and give them to any poor person we saw. And get this: the neighborhood had this HUGE fucking dining hall,so I go in,and start telling all the chefs(who were all European) about all these fables I had read. They were about Moss monsters,and 3 sister wolves. All the while,I was pocketing any valuable china,silver,etc. Then this one insanely tall sous chef gets wise,so I stripped down to mah bare ass and start pissing all over everything around me to keep the fuckers at bay,while me and my Maid Marion made our grand exit.

Now,what's especially intriguing to me is,in all my dreams where Rachel is present,she's always herself. The only (occasional) difference is,sometimes her hair is a different color. But I don't dream about fucking other women anymore,I don't dream of being romantically involved at ALL with other women. I mean,even the most faithful of dudes have the occasional,"Oh shit,I just fucked someone else" dream,right? I don't. Interesting.

[Haki]

Now,what's especially intriguing to me is,in all my dreams where Rachel is present,she's always herself. The only (occasional) difference is,sometimes her hair is a different color. But I don't dream about fucking other women anymore,I don't dream of being romantically involved at ALL with other women. I mean,even the most faithful of dudes have the occasional,"Oh shit,I just fucked someone else" dream,right? I don't. Interesting.

So,when I came to,I was all"Why are you rubbing my dick?" And she said "because yr furious,honey,and I wanted to calm you down".

It makes perfect sense to me.

[Big Mon]

Lol,I guess I AM quite lucky. But above all,I'm the most content I've been in ages.

[Jero]

In my dream last night, someone asked me to build them one of those 3-in-1 fuzz deals from mammoth. Oh, and my roommate moved all of his stuff into my room, and my stuff into his. When I got home I went into my room, where he was yelling at me for just walking into his room. I was all "but I thought this was my room...?

[Officer Bukowski]

I had a dream that I built a pedal with a really sweet graphic

It was like a cool shaped cloud and there were white knobs within the cloud and the raindrops under each knob had letters in them to describe what the knob does. It was printed on a bare 1590BB.

So I woke up and drew a picture of it, and now I think I'm gonna make a vibrato pedal and screenprint that graphic on it.

I dream about pedals haha