I find one thing really odd... i basically can't comprehend how this "lasting for long" and "not lasting for long works". Sometimes i masturbate, later have sex and don't last for very long... other times i don't masturbate, later have sex and last last for VERY LONG TIME... other times i don't masturbate and finish so quickly i feel like wanting to arrest myself...
ms1012 wrote:Dr. Ritual, This is a very interesting case i have going on, where my girlfriend complains about my cock being too big. basically, WTF. please explain the minds of women to me, for i am thoroughly confused
It means your girlfriend is a giant bitch and doesn't like sex or anything to make you happy or is tiny and you're hitting the back of her cervix which is painful for some girls?
I am disappoint SPACEY. Although not technically advice; here was the perfect opportunity to unleash an all caps no space tirade about intruding on your advice thread with unsolicited advice from unqualified advisers and if those advisers seek to dole out their advice then perhaps they should start their own damn advice thread; thus providing and excellent entertainment value for onlookers such as myself. I expected more from you K.SPACEY but you have let me down. I will be notifying the BBB the NAACP the KKK and the South Carolina BAR association. Good Day SiR.
phantasmagorovich wrote:What's the best way to kill my wife?
ICEPICK.
DarkAxel wrote:Dear SR
I find one thing really odd... i basically can't comprehend how this "lasting for long" and "not lasting for long works". Sometimes i masturbate, later have sex and don't last for very long... other times i don't masturbate, later have sex and last last for VERY LONG TIME... other times i don't masturbate and finish so quickly i feel like wanting to arrest myself...
basically what the fuck?
Honestly theres no way to know how long youre going to last. Masturbation kindof works for me but really only if i yank my jank within 20 mins of starting the sex. Thankfully ive always been able to keep my dick hard after cumming. Not all the time but the majority of it i can keep fucking after a little break to let the sensitivity go away. Really you shouldnt feel ashamed if you cum to quick you cant really help it, especially if she jerked you off for like an hour before you actually fucked. My advice if you cum too quick is act really disgusted and just make her feel like its her fault then go get some icecream.
warwick.hoy wrote:I am disappoint SPACEY. Although not technically advice; here was the perfect opportunity to unleash an all caps no space tirade about intruding on your advice thread with unsolicited advice from unqualified advisers and if those advisers seek to dole out their advice then perhaps they should start their own damn advice thread; thus providing and excellent entertainment value for onlookers such as myself. I expected more from you K.SPACEY but you have let me down. I will be notifying the BBB the NAACP the KKK and the South Carolina BAR association. Good Day SiR.
Oh fuck i didnt even notice that youre absolutely right. K PEOPLE THIS IS MY SPACE ADVICE THREAD NOONE WANTS YOUR PATHETIC EARTH-BASED ADVICE FOR FAGS. Maz will be dealt with by the quad laser sometime next week when it reaches his house. I think in the future ill just summon cactaur for more expedient dismemberment.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.
Ooooh, I've got another one. So what if I don't really make a noticeable face when I splooge(but I do tend to wiggle my toes), how do I, erm, let her know that I've finished? One time I just kept going for a couple minutes until I wasn't really hard any more, and then I kept going until I decided to pull it out. I'm not sure if I'm explaining this right and we were both stoned at the time, so I don't even know if she noticed.
Goddamn, this thread just reminds me of long it's been since I had sex.
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
snipelfritz wrote:Ooooh, I've got another one. So what if I don't really make a noticeable face when I splooge(but I do tend to wiggle my toes), how do I, erm, let her know that I've finished? One time I just kept going for a couple minutes until I wasn't really hard any more, and then I kept going until I decided to pull it out. I'm not sure if I'm explaining this right and we were both stoned at the time, so I don't even know if she noticed.
Goddamn, this thread just reminds me of long it's been since I had sex.
Yeah i dont undertand. You may need to elaborate. Are you asking how you let her know youre done ejaculating?? Leaving always worked fine for me. Or going to sleep.
D.o.S. wrote:Yeah I have a Godsmack shirt
jwar wrote:Not to be a dick or anything but My Bloody Valentine sucks ass.
My whole life is a shitpost. One. Big. Shit. Post.
I find one thing really odd... i basically can't comprehend how this "lasting for long" and "not lasting for long works". Sometimes i masturbate, later have sex and don't last for very long... other times i don't masturbate, later have sex and last last for VERY LONG TIME... other times i don't masturbate and finish so quickly i feel like wanting to arrest myself...
basically what the fuck?
Honestly theres no way to know how long youre going to last. Masturbation kindof works for me but really only if i yank my jank within 20 mins of starting the sex. Thankfully ive always been able to keep my dick hard after cumming. Not all the time but the majority of it i can keep fucking after a little break to let the sensitivity go away. Really you shouldnt feel ashamed if you cum to quick you cant really help it, especially if she jerked you off for like an hour before you actually fucked. My advice if you cum too quick is act really disgusted and just make her feel like its her fault then go get some icecream.
sounds good
(the problem is my dick doesn't stay hard after cumming... only ocasionally... i can name like 3 times it has ever happened... and the fact my CURRENT girlfriend only comes when i lick her also doesn't help my self esteem... i guess my dick and her vag just aren't compatible )
SPACERITUAL wrote:Oh fuck i didnt even notice that youre absolutely right. K PEOPLE THIS IS MY SPACE ADVICE THREAD NOONE WANTS YOUR PATHETIC EARTH-BASED ADVICE FOR FAGS. Maz will be dealt with by the quad laser sometime next week when it reaches his house. I think in the future ill just summon cactaur for more expedient dismemberment.
I was thinking about selling my body on the street for some extra cash to support my meth habit,...what do you think are the best qualities to look for in a pimp?
things to do, things to re-do 
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