How do you go about telling a chick...

[McSpunckle]

... that you'd totally date them if they lost a significant amount of weight?

[starcastic]

You don't wanna do that. Date her or don't.

[The4455]

I don't think you can, but if you start to date her and then invite her on your "work outs" then it might work, and you'd be doing her a favor and pleasing yourself, untill she realizes her new image and self confidence and moves on/just look somewhere else

[tuffteef]

i wouldnt
youd end up just being a jerk or lowie

its just not that cool to judge people on silly things

[Fuzzy Picklez]

So, you're a lesbian?

j/k j/k j/k j/k

I'm not sure there is really a way to do that nicely.

[tuffteef]

the ladies talk too so like tread wisely
if u piss one off for the wrong reason u pretty much might aswel go gay cause you will hear the sound of vaginas slamming shut

[Christopher]

Just find a hot skinny girl to date. Problem solved.

[devnulljp]

Just find a hot skinny girl to date. Problem solved.

Do they have those in Tennessee?

[colin]

You don't wanna do that. Date her or don't.

This. If you like her, like her for who she is.

[McSpunckle]

You don't wanna do that. Date her or don't.

This. If you like her, like her for who she is.

No.

[McSpunckle]

the ladies talk too so like tread wisely
if u piss one off for the wrong reason u pretty much might aswel go gay cause you will hear the sound of vaginas slamming shut

1) ... I go both ways.

2) I bet that sounds hilarious.

[Companda]

This. If you like her, like her for who she is.

But "who she is" is a fatty.

[colin]

This. If you like her, like her for who she is.

But "who she is" is a fatty.

Fatties give good head, they're hungry.

[McSpunckle]

Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.

[colin]

Like, if you were to hold two fish-- one in each hand-- by the tail, and slap them together, I bet that's what a vagina slamming shut sounds like.

Also a good approximation of what it would smell like.