The Confessions Thread



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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Kacey Y » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:03 am

I changed my name, but I haven't made a new user name yet, because it's hard to let go of my 6 years of ILF cred :lol:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:06 am

Corey Y wrote:I changed my name, but I haven't made a new user name yet, because it's hard to let go of my 6 years of ILF cred :lol:

I don't think you "have to" make a new one. I know of two users that got their name changed by an admin. I think Ghost Hip (oh wait, that's 3... he got his name changed) can help you out.

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:10 am

TFW you want to quit watching youtube but fall down the 'literature review' vlogers.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Kacey Y » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:38 am

$harkToootth wrote:I don't think you "have to" make a new one. I know of two users that got their name changed by an admin. I think Ghost Hip (oh wait, that's 3... he got his name changed) can help you out.

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Thanks, I will have to hit up a mod about that. I will probably be on here more in the near future again. I'm getting a more free time lately and pretty soon I will have a lot more. Also just got a new laptop that's not a broken pos.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby coldbrightsunlight » Thu Nov 07, 2019 2:21 am

It's very easy you just need to email or pm Tom (or maybe other mods also). I did it when I changed my name, even though my old user wasn't my real name :lol: that probably doesn't make sense
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:54 pm

Clogged the toilet today cause I've been eating a ton of bread and candy. It was like a lost anaconda in the Florida Everglades. Didn't have a plunger so I thought with my head and used my hands to wrangle that turd.

If anyone here says, I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty... please reference this post. That's right. You read it here.

It was a bit like this...
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby coldbrightsunlight » Thu Nov 07, 2019 6:24 pm

Sounds like you need some spice in your life. ;)
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:08 pm

coldbrightsunlight wrote:Sounds like you need some spice in your life. ;)

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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:13 pm

Okay... this is actually FUCKED UP! This is the shit I find myself watching in my spare time (I'm not making fun of the girl in the video or her content... I'm making fun of my life choices as a 29 year old man watching this in his spare time). I am honestly more embarrassed/ashamed of watching her videos (plural) than I am of fishing my own shit out of the toilet earlier today. This is fucked up... but they're so... endearing... :eek: :grumpy: :wha?: :cry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CULxo6rbpUs

I think I've hit an all time low (AGAIN, not indicative of her. This is an abstract/refraction kind of feeling... not literal).

EDIT/ADDED: It's fucked up how much I enjoy these...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43VC3bIFFPU
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Kacey Y » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:20 am

Mission Accomplished
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby aedes » Fri Nov 08, 2019 11:41 am

Kacey Y wrote:Mission Accomplished


Cred intact. :cool:
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby dubkitty » Fri Nov 08, 2019 12:02 pm

$harkToootth wrote:Clogged the toilet today cause I've been eating a ton of bread and candy. It was like a lost anaconda in the Florida Everglades. Didn't have a plunger so I thought with my head and used my hands to wrangle that turd.

If anyone here says, I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty... please reference this post. That's right. You read it here.

It was a bit like this...
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby Achtane » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:29 am

It's ok $harky, as far as video guilty pleasures go, I used to spend hours watching a live stream of a train station. Just to people watch and stuff.

One of my favorite Youtube videos was on the Japanese section, and it was just a home movie-style thing of a guy showing his girlfriend how to get a car tire off of a wheel. It was shot in their back yard. I have no idea what they were saying, but it was such a quaint slice of some total stranger's life. I dunno.
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Sat Nov 09, 2019 12:35 am

Achtane wrote:My favorite videos are from the 00s or early 2010s, shot from cheap digital recorders. A e s t h e t i c

Same. My friend and I want to make a show shot on this format that never really took off... Digital8 (Not DV, Not Hi-8... Digital8).
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Re: The Confessions Thread

Postby $harkToootth » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:46 pm

I ate 13 snickers today. There were 'fun sized' so does that mean I'm only going to get a 'fun sized' diabetic shock?
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