I THINK MAYBE IT IS.
I was talking to Errant Tiger about drum machines yesterday, and he replied "Have you even queried ILF about that?" to which I said something like "I haven't but I've seen it come up a million times and blah blah blah..." and then I went looking for it and couldn't find it.
JOKE'S ON ME SUCKERS (suckers being me).
So here's my quandary: I want a drum machine (or app) that comes with some really simple kind of motorik-esque loops straight outta the box if possible. Easy editing essential. As little menu-diving as possible. In-box effects a major plus. Needs to sound fat and analog-y or completely unrealistic. Simple outputs, ideally 1/8" or 1/4" (I know that's unlikely). No MIDI necessary. Clear indication of BPM a major plus.
Not looking for something to provide realistic AC/DC backing drums for boogie riffs, but something that percolates and putters oddly in the background, keeping a quirky metronomic beat while I make an odd racket in the foreground.
Basically, what's the ILF-est drum machine out there?