Does this pedal exist?

[resincum]

These are the sort of questions that lead to modular.

tru

[Jero]

These are the sort of questions that lead to modular.

[Benn Roe]

FTFY

This is totally unrelated, but every time I see this written my brain decides it must mean "fuck this, fuck you", and for a few seconds I scramble to understand why the person is so offended by what they're quoting. Then I remember what it really stands for and the world makes sense again. Anyway, carry on.

[Chankgeez]

[goroth]

These are the sort of questions that lead to modular.

The question leads to modular.
The answer is however never modular.

[lordgalvar]

3xfx sidewinder

[jrfox92]

3xfx sidewinder

Not sure that's unobtainium enough.

[lordgalvar]

I have one. Seems like a dpdt relay and a 555 timer lfo would be pretty similar.

There are schems out there for a triggered relay switch that's like 5 parts...use a copilot broadcast to switch.

[Jero]

3xfx sidewinder

Not sure that's unobtainium enough.

Forgot all about those! Pretty sure Tom sold their stuff on the fuzzhugger website for a little while, back in the day, didn't he?

[Tall Walls]

Something similar to this subject was discussed here: http://ilovefuzz.com/viewtopic.php?f=149&t=58073

Wherein I suggest using two Toadworks Enveloopes (like so https://soundcloud.com/charles-b-gillett/enveloopes/s-8cuNb). However, reasonably-priced Enveloopes are not to be found. You could get yourself a two-Enveloope setup via Reverb right now for the low low price of $800.