Appetite for Destruction vs. Dookie

[lost in music]

My son and I prefer the orange Tortex picks... does that make us too weird?

THERE'S TORTEX® ORANGE ALL OVER ME TOO.

[moid]

Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair, do you think it's gonna make Lars change?

He's just a boy with a new haircut
And that's a pretty nice haircut

except

Advertising looks and chops a must
No big hair!

So I think he's out of luck

[moid]

My son and I prefer the orange Tortex picks... does that make us too weird?

THERE'S TORTEX® ORANGE ALL OVER ME TOO.

Which just demonstrates your all over good taste I believe. Either that or your body has become adhesively charged and you fell over in your local guitar shop. Both are good.

[repoman]

Easy money.

[Dungus]

My pants? There's tort brown all over my pants.

[lost in music]

[BetterOffShred]

1.15 Ultex.. The bomb

[popvulture]

The real question: Appetite for Dookie or Dookie for Destruction?

[MechaGodzilla]

1.15 Ultex.. The bomb

I recently tried some ultex.... it's good man

[coldbrightsunlight]

The real question: Appetite for Dookie or Dookie for Destruction?

Skate fast, eat ass.

[lost in music]

R.I.P. Jim Dunlop. There's Tortex Yellow all over that coffin.

[Jero]

[BitchPudding]

It sounds cool. Might get one for fun. Rep that bay area pride lmao.

[DrMabuse]

2019: Dr Mabuse declares Green Day to be "the thinking man's Blink 182"
2020: Billie Joe Armstrong converts to Baha'i faith and focuses 100% on promoting his Seals and Croft cover album
2021: The other Green Day dudes tour with Axl Rose on vocals and Steve Vai playing guitar. They play sold out shows around the world as "Axl Day," closing the show with a medley of November Rain, Longview, and Highway to Hell
2022: Double bill of Rose Temple Pilots and Axlgarden
2023: Axl Rose implicated in the death of Chris Cornell, Scott Weiland, Freddy Mercury, Nicole Brown Simpson, Conrad Bain, and Janis Joplin. "If the bandana doesn't fit, you must acquit!" proclaims lead defense attorney Rudolph Giuliani, who appears in court daily with Tortex Green all over him.

Appetite wins over Dookie based entirely on my demographic. Big props to Green Day for having an actual career though!

[coldbrightsunlight]

That future seems entirely believable and I support it.

Except for the last paragraph