Now I don't really need one right now, but I always find it fun to appear to be an idiot on tinder and see how it works. Together I'm sure we can think of some really stupid ones. I'll start with an actual one i had:
I thought this one was pretty stupid and its up for grabs if you need it:
"my ex left me because i pee'd in the shower so i guess i'll start off by saying i'm looking for someone realistic about this shit"
And because it's established that the type of girls who go for me are harry potter fans:
"damn gurl, you are griFINEdor, mind if i slytherin your DMs?"