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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by $harkToootth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 7:57 pm
Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by gnomethrone » Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:07 pm
$harkToootth wrote:Offer to make her some borscht
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by $harkToootth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 9:46 pm
Borscht and chill
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by $harkToootth » Thu Feb 22, 2018 11:37 pm
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by Invisible Man » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:09 am
Achtane wrote:Just be blunt and tell her you'll give her a D if she gives you an A.
Wait what. They’ll have anal sex and he’ll give her a low grade for it?
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by imJonWain » Fri Feb 23, 2018 12:12 am
"To my lay mind, the lobster's behavior in the kettle appears to be the expression of a preference; and it may well be that an ability to form preferences is the decisive criterion for real suffering."
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by Iommic Pope » Fri Feb 23, 2018 6:39 am
$harkToootth wrote:Offer to make her some borscht and start an 19th century Russian literature book club.
Legit there was this girl who flew through my last workplace who was studying politics and had a fetish for Russian literature who invited me to start a Russian Canonical book club with her.
It was fucking tough but I stayed married.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by calfzilla » Fri Feb 23, 2018 9:33 am
I took russian lit as a cultural elective in college... The teacher was crazy and the stories were insane. I then almost killed her for a bad grade on the final paper because she complained about something she didn't even mention going over the rough draft. Like get your shit together dammit, I can't fix an issue I don't know about.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by Invisible Man » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:06 am
More stories, plz
We all need more Rasputin in our lives.
We all need more Rasputin in our lives.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by calfzilla » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:11 am
I could have handled a family friendly story about an evil sorcerer. This was just a lot of rape, mostly by fantastical creatures. Or murder. Or murder rape (the creatures were sick necros). The teacher was way too into it. Then we ended the year on The Deer Hunter and I just couldn't justify it as a class anymore.
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:36 pm
I've been eating so many beets lately and doing a very poor job wiping.
My anus looks like a Musk Ox after giving birth.
My anus looks like a Musk Ox after giving birth.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by comesect2.0 » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:53 pm
$harkToootth wrote:I've been eating so many beets lately and doing a very poor job wiping.
My anus looks like a Musk Ox after giving birth.
(reads^ on toilet while having a very hard time) those super long hairs behind your balls are total musk ox
..thank god who ever designed this house put a sink next to the toilet
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by $harkToootth » Fri Feb 23, 2018 11:30 pm
This thread needs to get weird again. Can we do abstract feelings?
*So sad I will never have a conscious planet create the continuing illusion of my dead wife.
*So sad I will never have a conscious planet create the continuing illusion of my dead wife.
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: Soy Boyz 4 Men
by comesect2.0 » Sat Feb 24, 2018 3:16 am
Life is so ducking weird.
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