The what ever thread...

by **$harkToootth** » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:45 pm

When I open the door the smell was incredible. “The wee bastards’s shite had landed in the grate, it was all over the place! “It was all on the rug in front of the fire. There’s no way it’ll brush out. What the hell am i going to say to the insurance? ‘Och, a ned shat down the chimney’? “If I get my hands on the little bastard I’ll kick him so hard in the arse he’ll never sh*t again.” A source at Grampian Police said the crime was “Unpleasant and unusual”.

by **BetterOffShred** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:13 am

That's pretty G

by **$harkToootth** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:57 am

The poor guy. What is he going to do with poo?

A cousin of the Capybara?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UzyXO-mzk

by **snipelfritz** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:24 pm

Wombly bombly.

by **JereFuzz** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:28 pm

actual wrote:It's so cheap this time of year, paid around 24$ for it lol.
Just salt, pepper, laurel and sometimes thyme and garlic depending on what sides I want. Been eating it like this mostly:

by **$harkToootth** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 5:31 am

I'm years too late but...I'm calling a conspiracy...
Ashlee Simpson

Noel Fielding

by **Achtane** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:08 pm

I'm gonna drive '90s shitboxes until the replacement parts are so rare as to be unsustainable.
Then I'm gonna give up driving.

by **$harkToootth** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:45 pm

Early 20's Japanese shit boxes for me! I only recently "upgraded" from a 2000 Honda Civic to a 2004 Toyota Camry. I think the Kelly Blue Book value of my car is less than $2000 :lol:

by **snipelfritz** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 2:00 pm

'03 Accord for me. I can't accelerate too fast or the engine starts to fight back. I'm hoping it survives through the winter so I can scrounge up some money to put down on a new whip.

Saying "Honda Accord" always reminds me of this:

by **Eivind August** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:10 pm

^ Best sketch.

by **Achtane** » Tue Jan 09, 2018 1:22 pm

'...the show was less than a week old when something like the excitement of the '20s erupted. Storming the gallery, a band of young, self-styled "reactionary nihilist intellectuals" who call themselves the Jarivistes flung handbills riotously into the gallery. "We Jarivistes advise the Dadaists, surrealists and consorts that the reign of minus is over . . . Long live poetry!"

fuckin nerds

by **actual** » Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:44 am

Was the evil gypsy woman particularly prevalent in the 70's and why did they seem to target rockers?

by **actual** » Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:33 am

Don't really know where to put this, but I've made a new Facebook since the old one had ten years worth of shit on it. Feel free to add me if you wanna take our relationship to the next level.

www.facebook.com/makeshiftaudio