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calfzilla wrote:It's even more perplexing to think that a real police department gives Steven Seagal authority.
way old seanbaby column wrote:Steven Seagal's taser uses more electricity in a day than a Texas prison. Where you and I leave a carbon footprint, Steven Seagal pounds his foot into the Earth's ass, and activates his coal-burning boot taser.
calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?
Corey Y wrote:calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?
One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.
calfzilla wrote:Corey Y wrote:calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?
One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.
Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?
Corey Y wrote:calfzilla wrote:Corey Y wrote:calfzilla wrote:Steven Seagal movies have writers?
One presumes they're just sort of mumbly dictated to an assistant, with a lot of wavy hand gestures.
Are you sure that's not the choreography director? Or are they both the same person?
Anyone is Steven's assistant, if they're near enough to hear him speak. He just assumes you're doing his bidding.
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