UGLIEST GEAR

[Kacey Y]

I finally clicked the link and saw the price. I feel like this ad should be some kind of test/trap. Like if you buy it, the UPS man shows up with the unlacquered guitar case in one hand and a small ball peen hammer in the other. Then you realize what's coming and know in your heart that you fully deserve it.

[Chankgeez]

Might be the perfect guitar if you're starting a clown band.

[hbombgraphics]

wow.................I don't even know how to process that

[Kacey Y]

Normally I try to stay pretty positive and open minded, but this thread is taking a sharp turn towards driving me to violence.

[cherler]

Well he does get some points for the purple shirt right?

[Chankgeez]

IMO, he does. That's really the only thing he has goin' for him. Needs to up his guitar game.

[Kacey Y]

All I see is a mustache covered in grease paint. Then I hear screams and I taste pennies.

[gnomethrone]

[echorec]

[hbombgraphics]

https://www.tumblr.com/search/fender%20custom%C2%A0shop

I kinda like the orange but why not use reflective white for the guard, and do an ebony board with reflective dots?


I hate maple and blocks especially these blocks

[echorec]

Before I squinted, I thought those frets were done with a magic marker.

[gnomethrone]

Dang, that strat is aggressively bad. Its not a fun or wacky or "what were they thinking" kind of ugly, it just hurts my eyes.

Also...

SEX BOMB BABY, YEAH!!!!

[hbombgraphics]

yeah it looks like a 5th grade art project, plus it's a strat, the Fender custom shop Tumbler(?) is full of this type of stuff, and then absolutely beautiful custom guitars. there is no middle ground.

[Chankgeez]

For some reason, that guitar reminds me of processed cheese.

[hbombgraphics]