The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever. - Jacques Cousteau
Good dealings with: Vrom, Conky Yamaha / Gallien-Krueger / Pedals
Also pretend you didn't just watch these on youtube but TRL.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
Get a flip phone and throw away your TV because "you like being able to disconnect" but constantly talk about how awesome Hulu and Netflix are to watch from a $2500 laptop you use exclusively to blog and stream. Start a youtube channel about your journey through life on the Paleo diet and have a Patreon account dedicated to funding your love of Little Debbie snacks. Oh and complain about how all your friends are sketchy and flaky but consistently refuse to do favors for anyone. That should get you started.
I need to stop reeling in the negativity but it does irrationally bother me when I go out of my way to hang out with someone and they are inundated in their phone.
I'm usually such a push over but last time I said to the person, "No it's okay. I can leave" and left. Immature on my end? Perhaps. Highly recommended though.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
$harkToootth wrote:I'm usually such a push over but last time I said to the person, "No it's okay. I can leave" and left. Immature on my end? Perhaps. Highly recommended though.
I once left friends in another town, because they wouldn't get in the car. I drove and had a splitting headache. I was too young to drink in the bar, and I hated the girls my friends were talking to. I informed them, that I was going to play a song and anyone not in the car when the song ended was getting left behind. Someone had brought a Tenacious D CD he wanted us to hear, and when that 3-min track was over, I left. They had to sleep on another friend's couch/floor. Meanwhile I was 30 miles away, asleep in my own bed. That definitely felt good.
Some times you just have to do stuff like that . LIke the monster from Jeepers Creepers, that mode of me seldom comes out. Even then, it's not like you're attacking the other person's character or anything. Just ending the extent of interaction at the present time.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita "Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita "Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer "...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS 1 bird per post please
$harkToootth wrote:I need to stop reeling in the negativity but it does irrationally bother me when I go out of my way to hang out with someone and they are inundated in their phone.
I'm usually such a push over but last time I said to the person, "No it's okay. I can leave" and left. Immature on my end? Perhaps. Highly recommended though.
I don't think that's immature at all. People who do this are self-absorbed shitheads.
I definitely need to start playing with my phone constantly. I should create Facebook and Reddit accounts and start conducting real-time conversations by text only.
. LIke the monster from Jeepers Creepers, that mode of me seldom comes out. Even then, it's not like you're attacking the other person's character or anything. Just ending the extent of interaction at the present time.
