Secret Satan 2017 (What’s in the Box?)

UglyCasanova · Post by **UglyCasanova** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:47 am

fcknoise wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgfgVfBHCzI[/youtube]

This made me rethink my stance on alcohol. This is some MDMA level good vibes.

Also, DD, your filter ruined the tan!!

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:49 am

Tan is scary. I felt a sci fi or matrix type filter was in order.

It’s now hidden in my cupboard. The monster that keeps me from falling asleep. Tan.

fcknoise · Post by **fcknoise** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:51 am

Yeah that video is def getting taken down when Christmas is over haha

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:39 am

At least you were not wearing tan

ThurberMingus · Post by **ThurberMingus** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:41 am

So are we all going to get each other crazy knives next year? How legal/illegal is it to mail a knife? How do you use a knife to open a box if the knife is in that box?

raj007 · Post by **raj007** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:43 am

fcknoise wrote:I OPENED MY GIFTS SLOSHED AT 04:20

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK5G_IjzLGg[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgfgVfBHCzI[/youtube]

I LOVE YOU DISARM DARCY

(i am awkward on camera and I don't portray my hype well enough)

fcknoise is the kinda guy I'd want to load up on shrooms with and take a stroll on the beach, or on a long walk in the mountains and contemplate the meaning of life. The peak of the drugs occurring around 3-4 am.

Gigahearts_FX · Post by **Gigahearts_FX** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:51 am

Wow dude, a Stammen. And a HOG.

Pedals are at level of beyond epic this year

Hats off to everyone involved. Its such a pleasure to see and be able to participate and I thank everyone for putting their faith in each other to spread a bit of cheer.

I have had many first world problems this year, and probably the most roller coaster of my life

I started out facing redundancy at work and being out of a job for a few months. However, I had met the love of my life, and in the middle of out-of-the work low point asked her to marry me. Probably the highlight of my life so far, as she said yes.
I knew she was the one a long while before that of course, but the fact she didnt care about the job and had faith we would work through it together is pretty great. Before that we also found out that if we wanted a family we would need "assistance" which was also a massive thing to take on and sits forever in our subconscious; a hill to climb another year.

In the mid part of the year I got a new job, and she changed jobs, and now has a hellish commute. So while good, the stress of both trying new careers and her having to travel more was tough.
So we decided to try and move house, and that has been crazy, as at times it has felt like the chain of people (there are 5 parties involved) were all leaning on us. A week before Christmas it seemed like it had fallen through as someone messed up their finances. So thats in Limbo. Also end in November my Dad was diagnosed with Cancer.

The SS this year took my mind to a clear place for a week while I designed and built the pedal I have gifted to my mark.
Therefore, thanks again ILF and to the SS for a bit of unadulterated joy.

I havent spouted this shit anywhere else, and I dont know why I did now. Maybe it was the teary drunk unboxing.

Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone and all the best for 2018.

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:57 am

Gigahearts_FX wrote:Wow dude, a Stammen. And a HOG.

Pedals are at level of beyond epic this year

Hats off to everyone involved. Its such a pleasure to see and be able to participate and I thank everyone for putting their faith in each other to spread a bit of cheer.

I have had many first world problems this year, and probably the most roller coaster of my life

I started out facing redundancy at work and being out of a job for a few months. However, I had met the love of my life, and in the middle of out-of-the work low point asked her to marry me. Probably the highlight of my life so far, as she said yes.
I knew she was the one a long while before that of course, but the fact she didnt care about the job and had faith we would work through it together is pretty great. Before that we also found out that if we wanted a family we would need "assistance" which was also a massive thing to take on and sits forever in our subconscious; a hill to climb another year.

In the mid part of the year I got a new job, and she changed jobs, and now has a hellish commute. So while good, the stress of both trying new careers and her having to travel more was tough.
So we decided to try and move house, and that has been crazy, as at times it has felt like the chain of people (there are 5 parties involved) were all leaning on us. A week before Christmas it seemed like it had fallen through as someone messed up their finances. So thats in Limbo. Also end in November my Dad was diagnosed with Cancer.

The SS this year took my mind to a clear place for a week while I designed and built the pedal I have gifted to my mark.
Therefore, thanks again ILF and to the SS for a bit of unadulterated joy.

I havent spouted this shit anywhere else, and I dont know why I did now. Maybe it was the teary drunk unboxing.

Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone and all the best for 2018.

fcknoise · Post by **fcknoise** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:34 pm

Gigahearts_FX wrote:Wow dude, a Stammen. And a HOG.

Pedals are at level of beyond epic this year

Hats off to everyone involved. Its such a pleasure to see and be able to participate and I thank everyone for putting their faith in each other to spread a bit of cheer.

I have had many first world problems this year, and probably the most roller coaster of my life

I started out facing redundancy at work and being out of a job for a few months. However, I had met the love of my life, and in the middle of out-of-the work low point asked her to marry me. Probably the highlight of my life so far, as she said yes.
I knew she was the one a long while before that of course, but the fact she didnt care about the job and had faith we would work through it together is pretty great. Before that we also found out that if we wanted a family we would need "assistance" which was also a massive thing to take on and sits forever in our subconscious; a hill to climb another year.

In the mid part of the year I got a new job, and she changed jobs, and now has a hellish commute. So while good, the stress of both trying new careers and her having to travel more was tough.
So we decided to try and move house, and that has been crazy, as at times it has felt like the chain of people (there are 5 parties involved) were all leaning on us. A week before Christmas it seemed like it had fallen through as someone messed up their finances. So thats in Limbo. Also end in November my Dad was diagnosed with Cancer.

The SS this year took my mind to a clear place for a week while I designed and built the pedal I have gifted to my mark.
Therefore, thanks again ILF and to the SS for a bit of unadulterated joy.

I havent spouted this shit anywhere else, and I dont know why I did now. Maybe it was the teary drunk unboxing.

Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone and all the best for 2018.

Wow dude

I hope 2018 is a great year for you

jrfox92 · Post by **jrfox92** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:36 pm

weebles · Post by **weebles** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:59 pm

I was too excited to wait to open the box that just arrived for me in the mail. I’ll post some recreated reaction shots shortly (and I’ll make sure to include the hatchet/knife combo I used to open it).

In the meantime, holy shit, ThurberMingus! This is amazing!

crochambeau · Post by **crochambeau** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:59 pm

ThurberMingus wrote:How do you use a knife to open a box if the knife is in that box?

You keep shaking the box really vigorously while hoping for the best.

This event is incredible, loads of love to all.

damnableman · Post by **damnableman** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 3:45 pm

It's been very funny and touching to see you all so excited and full of love. I hope my minion is as pleased as you have been when he finally receives his infernal package.

Relatedly: Satan, I am not at all worried about lateness or content of your gift - whenever it arrives, whatever you got me will make me so happy. I am certain of it.

Ghost Hip · Post by **Ghost Hip** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:29 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUQNIQpOTWI[/youtube]

Still no clue who the heck sent this!

EDIT: OH DANG found some stickers in the box afterwards.

fcknoise · Post by **fcknoise** » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:51 pm

raj007 wrote:
fcknoise wrote:I OPENED MY GIFTS SLOSHED AT 04:20

[youtube]vidya of me[/youtube]

[youtube]Second vidy starring my face[/youtube]

I LOVE YOU DISARM DARCY

(i am awkward on camera and I don't portray my hype well enough)

fcknoise is the kinda guy I'd want to load up on shrooms with and take a stroll on the beach, or on a long walk in the mountains and contemplate the meaning of life. The peak of the drugs occurring around 3-4 am.

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Aw man this is so freaking Sweet

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