Secret Satan 2017 (What’s in the Box?)

[codetocontra]

But this package is from California. Mind games!

[UglyCasanova]

I hope the mind games never stop. Best SS for mind games I've seen.

I've begun getting excited to check the mailbox now. I got three post cards over the course of a couple of weeks, then it all went dead quiet. Waiting for a jump scare.

[doug deeper]

I always miss the boat on this.

[baremountain]

Okay I've had my outgoing gift (mostly) packed on the floor of my room for 5 days, I'm gonna finish packing and ship it tomorrow/Monday.

[DRodriguez]

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[Inconuucl]

I have all of my stuff ready to ship... But there's something that's bugging me about my present so I'm intentionally holding off a bit. Sorry, love.

[doommeow]

Dear Satan,

Do my artisanal locally sources treats need to be refrigerated or consumed by some sort of "best by" date?

aka - should I go ahead and open that shiz?

kthxbye

- doommeow with all the gifts

[UglyCasanova]

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Oooooh...shipment number. Very sneaky.

[JonnyAngle]

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Is this the thing we were talking about yesterday?

[drolo]

no, the other thing

[Inconuucl]

I have all of my stuff ready to ship... But there's something that's bugging me about my present so I'm intentionally holding off a bit. Sorry, love.

Looks like I'm going to have to get another main gift.

[DRodriguez]

Plan number one failed, plan two has succeeded.

[Jwar]

Satan came early.

I actually didn't know this was my SS gift until I already had it opened. I have other stuff I ordered on the way and didn't even think about it. Sigh. lol. I was actually going to wait a bit this year, but oh well!

No video because, like I said, didn't realize it until it was too late.

Raj text me telling me to check my mail but I had already got it. Wonder if he realizes I have his cell number. LOL!! Are you my Satan Raj???

Super happy about the gifts! Well thought out stuff here. hahaha.

I actually love Thelonious Monk Satan, so that was a super awesome choice.

In the package

A hand written note with boner galore
KY Gel (for self use it says I believe. hahahaha)
Peckermints (this shit is hilarious)
Muscle and Fitness magazine (lol did you get this for free from a sup shop? God I hope so. hahaha. I used to get them all the time)
Reece's Pieces and Werthers (that's some hardcore stalking there)
The Fisherman (I actually have not heard of this book! That's rare!)
RMA noise pedal (no idea here yet lol. The power requirement thing kind of made me go "what"? So, I'm going to try it with my Folktek Mescaline and see what happens. Assuming it has 3 outputs).
Magic the Gather card (lol what. Cool card though! haha)

That's it! Good job Satan!

[popvulture]

Sennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt

[raj007]

Fuck, you have my number?!?! Lol. Maybe Jack gave it to you when he thought I was coming to ILFMW . Good thing I didn't send the "I'm watching you" creepfest from my phone.

I gave a hint w the return address as I wrote out my whole name...RAJ is my initials.

With the Magic card...I knew you liked horror...and I actually asked the artist to draw that horror themed shit on the back. He's one of the original artists for MTG. That's a one of a kind there man ha!

That's the new Crustacean brick Curtis just got done with...I actually told him to not sell anything to you or send the tour box to you until I sent your box hahahaha. I bought it with Mescaline in mind, and then you sold it and I was like FUCK!!!! I bought this piece over a month ago. But then you bought it again. Thanks dude ! Lol

Ya I probably should have labeled somewhere on the top box it was SS...my bad.

The lube is supposed to be paired with the muscle fitness mag. You know, so you can oil up to those beefcakes.