The Confessions Thread
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Re: The Confessions Thread
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Real talk...true confession...
Ever since Chank posted this image I have LITERALLY thought about it every single day and snickered. Sometimes multiple times per day.
I love the verbiage of it. Especially "Premarital Sex" bit. Like, it's not just drunk sex, promiscuous sex, or any sort of actual deviancy...it's "premarital sex". If you were with your significant other for an extended period, had a conversation, decided together you were ready for sex...this cat would still be upset and practicing his blockchain!!!
Ever since Chank posted this image
NSFW: show
I love the verbiage of it. Especially "Premarital Sex" bit. Like, it's not just drunk sex, promiscuous sex, or any sort of actual deviancy...it's "premarital sex". If you were with your significant other for an extended period, had a conversation, decided together you were ready for sex...this cat would still be upset and practicing his blockchain!!!
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The Confessions Thread
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDie8goaBDU[/youtube]
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The Confessions Thread
Laugh now but when the zombies come... and they will..
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You're absolutely right. I need to focus on master-blading instead of masturbating.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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You have to think more creatively. masterbate to only bland things.$harkToootth wrote:You're absolutely right. I need to focus on master-blading instead of masturbating.
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Like loaves of plain white bread?
WWPD?
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Yes, but you can't actually rape the loaf of wonder bread, that would break the blandness.
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Re: The Confessions Thread
$harkToootth wrote:Real talk...true confession...
Ever since Chank posted this imageI have LITERALLY thought about it every single day and snickered. Sometimes multiple times per day.NSFW: show
I love the verbiage of it. Especially "Premarital Sex" bit. Like, it's not just drunk sex, promiscuous sex, or any sort of actual deviancy...it's "premarital sex". If you were with your significant other for an extended period, had a conversation, decided together you were ready for sex...this cat would still be upset and practicing his blockchain!!!
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Wonder bread is soggy and never molds...beware of bread that never gets old.
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SAHSA_BUMP. I think Sasha Grey is a good actor. I like her band too...
I want this hoodie..
I want this hoodie..
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Wait, does she actually have a band?
I imagine she had to do... something after retiring from... "the biz".
Since I always forget:
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aTelecine is the band. Sort of like a SKINNY PUPPY / Electro-Industrial / EBM derivative band. There is another band like that out now that I enjoy a bit more but the name escapes me.
If someone has Sasha's number...please send my way?
EDIT: HIGH-FUNCTIONING FLESH is the EBM band I prefer...funky stuff..
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If someone has Sasha's number...please send my way?
EDIT: HIGH-FUNCTIONING FLESH is the EBM band I prefer...funky stuff..
[youtube][/youtube]
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Yo I just dropped n ta say I d0n"t like fart sounds f4om a synth(period)