The Confessions Thread

[Chankgeez]

Hi,

I just almost put my hand through the wall crushing a housefly.

Yours,
Mitch the Glitch

[Blackened Soul]

The longer I am on this forum, the more interest I have in acoustic instruments.

[BetterOffShred]

I tried a few, they are overrated and produce nearly no bananas noises at all.

[Blackened Soul]

and produce nearly no bananas noises at all.

User error.

[$harkToootth]

Not a confession but Blackened Soul is seriously one of my favorite musicians. Track of the year (2017) for me is 'Bitter Thaw'. It's a new incarnation (I like the earlier version but this one has like a 'coolness' to it). It's like if Lou Reed's attitude made drony dark/ambient track. I like to imagine Blackened Soul just sitting there in aviators playing the riff over and over having no obligations and suspended time.

Real Confession - I have Fart Hair today.

[tremolo3]

Clicking on that sig....

[snipelfritz]

Real Confession - I have Fart Hair today.

My hair is on point right now. I've been getting the sides buzzed lately, but I've been kinda broke/felt like just letting it grown out and it is just sitting nice after a little pomade and some combing.

[Kacey Y]

Lately I've been thinking about going all solid state amps. Just because, something to do.

I went out and got something to eat by myself last night and it wasn't Arby's.

[D.o.S.]

The longer I am on this forum, the more interest I have in acoustic instruments.

[Invisible Man]

I spend a lot of my time on planet earth sneezing at things.

[Lurker13]

I spend a lot of my time on planet earth sneezing at things.

Glib responses:
1) stop snorting so much cocaine
2) hopefully those things don't sneeze back at you

I have blue eyes, so I sneeze at even a mild increase in lighting intensity. And at other stuff, like the thought of getting turned on.

[Eivind August]

I have blue eyes, so I sneeze at even a mild increase in lighting intensity. And at other stuff, like the thought of getting turned on.

Wait, is this a thing? I have blue eyes, and don't think I sneeze that often.

[Invisible Man]

Look at LEDs a lot and see what happens.

[Lurker13]

I have blue eyes, so I sneeze at even a mild increase in lighting intensity. And at other stuff, like the thought of getting turned on.

Wait, is this a thing? I have blue eyes, and don't think I sneeze that often.

Really? Not even if you walk outside into bright sunlight?

Actually, it could be the change in temperature tickling my sinus. It happens with incandescent lights, but doesn't tend to happen with florescent lights.

[Lurker13]

Look at LEDs a lot and see what happens.

If it's the LED on Swollen Pickle, the result would be blindness.