The Confessions Thread
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by Invisible Man » Tue Oct 10, 2017 5:23 pm
When I smell something gross, I have to spit to get the smell molecules out of my mouth.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by Invisible Man » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:33 pm
I don’t think I’ve ever closed the blinds to a window at night and not though about being sniped.
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by $harkToootth » Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:36 pm
I really want some Christian / Pop Culture reference T-Shirts like this.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by snipelfritz » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:06 pm
Y'all gotta stop bitchin' and rock out:
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
Behndy wrote:i don't like people with "talent" and "skills" that don't feel the need to cover their inadequacies under good time happy sounds.
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by $harkToootth » Tue Oct 10, 2017 11:33 pm
I've gone mad...completely mad...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by BetterOffShred » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:00 am
I secretly wish the bears on TV would maul/eat the idiots who are getting out of their cars to take pictures.
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by Blackened Soul » Wed Oct 11, 2017 12:16 am
The problem with that is bears are smarter than your average tourist, if they mauled the idiots the idiots would stop bringing them snacks 
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by spacelordmother » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:27 am
$harkToootth wrote:I've gone mad...completely mad...
A friend had one of those — it was the first time I had ever seen/use any effects and
Probably doesn’t sound like I remember. Haha
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by Kacey Y » Wed Oct 11, 2017 8:56 am
$harkToootth wrote:I've gone mad...completely mad...
Does this have stereo output or do I need to buy 2?
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by BetterOffShred » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:05 am
Blackened Soul wrote:The problem with that is bears are smarter than your average tourist, if they mauled the idiots the idiots would stop bringing them snacks
Good point
Bears win again
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by $harkToootth » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:06 am
Believe it or not, the unit is stereo. I don't actually own one though.
This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...
This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by Kacey Y » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:11 am
$harkToootth wrote:Believe it or not, the unit is stereo. I don't actually own one though.
This mother fucker talked to dolphins and didn't tell the world their secrets...
How much for the mothership pedal? Will you trade for actionable blackmail material on several highly placed dolphin researchers?
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by Invisible Man » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:27 am
Great article on the dolphin situation.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by $harkToootth » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:37 am
You did it for the bit of course. It was a funny bit.
Invisible Man was like, "Welcome to class"
Invisible Man was like, "Welcome to class"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
1 bird per post please
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Re: The Confessions Thread
by Kacey Y » Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:39 am
Invisible Man wrote:Great article on the dolphin situation.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2014/jun/08/the-dolphin-who-loved-me
I think I assigned it to a class to read six or seven years ago...why did I do that.
You're giving away all the good stuff, there goes my trade value.
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