Secret Satan 2017 (What’s in the Box?)

Inconuucl · Post by **Inconuucl** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:10 pm

chuckjaywalk wrote:I just hope my Secret Satan doesn't hate me.

Mine will probably hate me after this.

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:28 pm

First Tendrils towards a gift have been extended.

UglyCasanova · Post by **UglyCasanova** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:35 pm

Four ironic gifts purchase.

gnomethrone · Post by **gnomethrone** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 5:46 pm

Jwar · Post by **Jwar** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 6:55 pm

So those of you who got international marks. What's your plans on weight? The international thing can severely limit the cool factor unless you do multiple packaged, but you're going to pay more money. Did everyone here basically say they wanted shit marked as a gift? I get it, but at the same time, it sucks because you cannot insure your packages.

So, for those that aren't in the know. Anything over 12 inches or over 3lbs automatically kicks your shit WAY the fuck up. For instance lets say it weighs 6 lbs that's going to cost about 60-70 bucks Priority. You can't ship it First Class if it's over 4 lbs, which sucks balls. If you got it to 3 lbs, it'd be about 3- bucks. Soooo, fuck right?

You have to limit packaging, tape, everything. Buy items that are light so you can ship more.

I'm sure I have more tips but I'll ad more later.

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:21 pm

Jesus Was a Robot wrote:So those of you who got international marks. What's your plans on weight? The international thing can severely limit the cool factor unless you do multiple packaged, but you're going to pay more money. Did everyone here basically say they wanted shit marked as a gift? I get it, but at the same time, it sucks because you cannot insure your packages.

So, for those that aren't in the know. Anything over 12 inches or over 3lbs automatically kicks your shit WAY the fuck up. For instance lets say it weighs 6 lbs that's going to cost about 60-70 bucks Priority. You can't ship it First Class if it's over 4 lbs, which sucks balls. If you got it to 3 lbs, it'd be about 3- bucks. Soooo, fuck right?

You have to limit packaging, tape, everything. Buy items that are light so you can ship more.

I'm sure I have more tips but I'll ad more later.

Yeah it's tough. Think lightly

drolo · Post by **drolo** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:25 pm

JonnyAngle wrote:
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:So those of you who got international marks. What's your plans on weight? The international thing can severely limit the cool factor unless you do multiple packaged, but you're going to pay more money. Did everyone here basically say they wanted shit marked as a gift? I get it, but at the same time, it sucks because you cannot insure your packages.

So, for those that aren't in the know. Anything over 12 inches or over 3lbs automatically kicks your shit WAY the fuck up. For instance lets say it weighs 6 lbs that's going to cost about 60-70 bucks Priority. You can't ship it First Class if it's over 4 lbs, which sucks balls. If you got it to 3 lbs, it'd be about 3- bucks. Soooo, fuck right?

You have to limit packaging, tape, everything. Buy items that are light so you can ship more.

I'm sure I have more tips but I'll ad more later.
Yeah it's tough. Think lightly

Or bring your stuff in person, at those rates you might as well ...
My SS is welcome to come over for the holidays

drolo · Post by **drolo** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:39 pm

I have started building my gift

coupleonapkins · Post by **coupleonapkins** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 10:03 pm

JonnyAngle wrote:
Jesus Was a Robot wrote:So those of you who got international marks. What's your plans on weight? The international thing can severely limit the cool factor unless you do multiple packaged, but you're going to pay more money. Did everyone here basically say they wanted shit marked as a gift? I get it, but at the same time, it sucks because you cannot insure your packages.

So, for those that aren't in the know. Anything over 12 inches or over 3lbs automatically kicks your shit WAY the fuck up. For instance lets say it weighs 6 lbs that's going to cost about 60-70 bucks Priority. You can't ship it First Class if it's over 4 lbs, which sucks balls. If you got it to 3 lbs, it'd be about 3- bucks. Soooo, fuck right?

You have to limit packaging, tape, everything. Buy items that are light so you can ship more.

I'm sure I have more tips but I'll ad more later.
Yeah it's tough. Think lightly

USPS has some flat rate boxes, which was ideal for me last year for my SS (USA to Germany). But! I also shipped a month ahead of Xmas, so it was the slow boat of going anyway, so it's a plus/minus that int'l SS should keep in mind (my SS got his right on the cusp of Dec. 23rd, so I was lucky). But those boxes were actually a blessing in disguise, since I ended up filling it up like a sausage (TWSS) over the course of the month previous, stuffing as much as I could and using candy & socks & a shirt as make-shift packaging instead of bubble wrap. Also, depending on the country, you might be better off listing what's actually in there as opposed to just saying "Gift", because 9/10 customs is going to have its way with it no matter what you state a claim on, especially if the box is heavier (and/or includes restricted foodstuffs), and the easier it is for them to unwrap/rewrap everything if need be will probably help. Mine was about 12lbs total, from what I can remember, but USPS may have changed their rates at this point? I want to say I spent about $35-40 on shipping, but I'm fuzzy at the moment? Anyway, I'm sitting this year out, but I hope you all give yourselves some great loot!

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:29 pm

Are we supposed to do a wish list? Did I miss that?

jrfox92 · Post by **jrfox92** » Wed Oct 11, 2017 11:31 pm

MSUsousaphone wrote:Are we supposed to do a wish list? Did I miss that?

viewtopic.php?f=149&t=58078

MSUsousaphone · Post by **MSUsousaphone** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:26 am

Lol. Dang acronyms threw me off. Thanks!

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 5:09 am

You don't need to do a wish list but if you're a vegan with an XL shirt that stuff doesn't come up super often.

fcknoise · Post by **fcknoise** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:25 am

To santa: I am gonna try to post more, but I've been so ducking busy and I have acquired a social life (overrated af). Apart from the things posted in the wishlist thread, there are riddles hidden in my post history from last years SS that could still be of use to you

DRodriguez · Post by **DRodriguez** » Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:28 am

fcknoise wrote:To santa: I am gonna try to post more, but I've been so ducking busy and I have acquired a social life (overrated af). Apart from the things posted in the wishlist thread, there are riddles hidden in my post history from last years SS that could still be of use to you

If you need help on the riddles, I solved them all.

So duck you, i'm not gonna help. I had to, now go solve em yourself

I will actually help you if needed

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