A friend's twenty-something son was flipping his guitar to pay for books for college, which makes me sad but I gave him the "you can buy it back for a substantial percentage less than I'm paying you for it" deal should he decide later it's missed.
Do I really need a Son of a Beast with red inlays and a Coffin case?
No, I don't.
But....what the hell. We'll see how bad it is in a couple days.