Shitton is a word and other autocorrect bullshit

Mudfuzz · Post by **Mudfuzz** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:07 pm

fuck
shit
every fucking post today has been mangled by autocorrect! fuck, do we need to stuff Bill Gates in a fucking wicker basket and set him on fire for this madness to stop?

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:59 pm

Autocorrect exists to make me look more incompetent than I already am.

JonnyAngle · Post by **JonnyAngle** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:27 pm

Yes autoeroticasphyxiation is super incontinent.

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:31 pm

Arbyscorrect. It's when all your food turns into Arby's.

BetterOffShred · Post by **BetterOffShred** » Sun Aug 20, 2017 11:57 pm

I like that my phone thinks I'd rather watch a superb owl than the super bowl.. that was a good one.
-Brett

$harkToootth · Post by **$harkToootth** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:02 am

JonnyAngle invented Keshacorrect.
Vidret invented hookhandcorrect.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:35 am

You gotta be shutting me. I replaced a lot of words in my phone with Vernors, so there's no Vernorsing when I'll vernors off the vernors.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:36 am

Arbys
Vernors
Hook hands

This is what ILF has become. 2017 is hurting everyone.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 3:11 am

Duck everything.
Duck all of you.

goroth · Post by **goroth** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 5:19 am

Iommic Pope wrote:Duck everything.
Duck all of you.

So much this.

Kacey Y · Post by **Kacey Y** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 8:52 am

My browser and my phone both have autoreplace/autocorrect, but are completely insane. So they will turn very typical words into nonsense, if I don't catch it.

I'll type out a sentence like "I just need to go to the store first" in a text and get "I'll just needs to get there stall first". WHY WOULD I PUT THESE WORDS TOGETHER COMPUTER? My phone routinely changes "a", "of" and "the" to completely different words.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:14 am

vidret wrote:ducks with hooks for hands!

This is confusing. Hooks for feet? Ducks don't have hands. Or are you giving them hands, cutting the hands off, then replacing them with hooks?

Hooks for wings. Duck yo migration patterns.

actual · Post by **actual** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 9:15 am

What does autocorrect have to say about cuntnugget?

My browser is giving 'autocorrect' a red underline btw.

Bloodhammer · Post by **Bloodhammer** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:09 pm

Can't you turn that off? My Galaxy S5 suggests words, but doesn't replace what I'm typing unless I tap on one of said suggested words below the message window.

What's real fun is to get drunk and use the voice-to-text function. I started a thread at a different forum that was just me doing that and everyone else asking me if I was okay. Someone should write a book like that someday.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:59 pm

That's what Burroughs did.

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