If you could fuck one person on ILF, who would it be?

behndy · Post by **behndy** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:32 pm

ugh. yeah. shave before butt play. it's.... it's just POLITE.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 12:43 pm

Nah sometimes I braid it. Tuck it down the leg of my jeans.

comesect2.0 · Post by **comesect2.0** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 1:44 pm

I only fuck people who give me money. fuckem in a good way.

comesect2.0 · Post by **comesect2.0** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 2:33 pm

Invisible Man

My answer is: comesect.

just saw you wanna get frisky hun, you gotta wear a rain coat, I dont go no where without someone wearing a raincoat, we can do the around the world at my place, il plug that puffy pink piece of pork, and what will be on camera and audio will put the hookers on 5th avenue to shame, ive got a neat trick I can teach you love... to loosin up.. and relieve the tension, ..with first timers....its my pop rock trick, just sprinkle some pop rocks on my ass hole before you eat me out and its fun for the two of us.

now dont get too excited il have to get your address first, il pick you up okay? you can tell the family im a student that needs some extra curricular activity's......and you wont be liein...im sure theres plenty we can both learn from each other. Il help that invisible man hidden inside of you gain some colour and shape no need to go around pretending with me, youll be free and adorned apon my mantel after im done with you, for all to see...il stuff you real good and treasure our moments together each night as I sip the blood of lamb staring into the holes which were your eyes.

ritz · Post by **ritz** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 3:00 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:youll be free and adorned apon my mantel after im done with you, for all to see...il stuff you real good and treasure our moments together each night as I sip the blood of lamb staring into the holes which were your eyes.

Well then. I guess we went there.

Who wants sloppy seconds?

popvulture · Post by **popvulture** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 3:35 pm

ritz wrote:Well then. I guess we went there.

Who wants sloppy seconds?

I mean... it had to go there, right?

ritz · Post by **ritz** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:42 pm

I don't like "asking for it" jokes, but I do think IM was asking for it.

But perhaps he underestimated the "it"

Perhaps we all did.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 4:46 pm

I'm confused as to why comesect assumes anything is my first time.

I've lived some horrifying shit, I just choose not to perform it on a pedal forum.

Maybe I'd give you a tour of your own underbelly?

comesect2.0 · Post by **comesect2.0** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:03 pm

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Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 5:05 pm

UC and i have a pretty good hygge kramig sex life

But vidy's shorts...

actual · Post by **actual** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 8:59 pm

comesect2.0 wrote:
Invisible Man

My answer is: comesect.
just saw you wanna get frisky hun, you gotta wear a rain coat, I dont go no where without someone wearing a raincoat, we can do the around the world at my place, il plug that puffy pink piece of pork, and what will be on camera and audio will put the hookers on 5th avenue to shame, ive got a neat trick I can teach you love... to loosin up.. and relieve the tension, ..with first timers....its my pop rock trick, just sprinkle some pop rocks on my ass hole before you eat me out and its fun for the two of us. now dont get too excited il have to get your address first, il pick you up okay? you can tell the family im a student that needs some extra curricular activity's......and you wont be liein...im sure theres plenty we can both learn from each other. Il help that invisible man hidden inside of you gain some colour and shape no need to go around pretending with me, youll be free and adorned apon my mantel after im done with you, for all to see...il stuff you real good and treasure our moments together each night as I sip the blood of lamb staring into the holes which were your eyes.

This got me gushing. Also laughing. Mainly laughing. And gushing.

actual · Post by **actual** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 9:09 pm

Eivind August wrote:
actualidiot wrote:I hereby accept your challenge Eivind, but only if it's a Beyblade duel!
Oscillation duel. Meet me in the 36th chamber at dawn.

I'm fucked.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Thu Jun 22, 2017 10:42 pm

Comsect: Turning ILF into the Dark Web (moreso) one post at a time.

Invisible Man · Post by **Invisible Man** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:06 am

Good thing for him (and for your autocorrect) that nothing turns me on more than misspelling and crazy bot grammar.

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Fri Jun 23, 2017 1:55 am

Hot and/or bothered.

Hot and/roid bot-herd.

Hot android butthurt.

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