Mermaid: Fish top or bottom?

[Jwar]

Pitiful attempt to add variation on the "tits or ass" question.

tits.

I mean, this isn't really the question at hand to me. It's more would you want a fully functioning body versus a non function one.

With a fish top, you still get the mouth and who's to say those scales can't get some implants? Right??

With the fish bottom, you loose the butt and the vagina. So you cannot do kinky stuff or have kids. Which I would assume you'd want to. hah

jwar fighting the good fight.

FISH TOP MASTER RACE!

I looked into the whole fish sex thing...I wish I wouldn't google these things.

Anyway, fish excrete waste and are impregnated through the same hole. They only have one.

So basically it's their vajay jay and anus rolled into one. Now I can see how that would be a bit efficient, but I still feel as if it's be a bit kinkier with a fish top. I mean. Think about it. Like really think about it. hahaha

Also master fish race would rule the world!!!! All we'd need is to make helmets with water in them and the fish could totes be on the land and rule it!

[Wittgenstein]

[Invisible Man]

*checks forum*

*puts down fish sticks*

[Iommic Pope]

Pitiful attempt to add variation on the "tits or ass" question.

tits.

I mean, this isn't really the question at hand to me. It's more would you want a fully functioning body versus a non function one.

With a fish top, you still get the mouth and who's to say those scales can't get some implants? Right??

With the fish bottom, you loose the butt and the vagina. So you cannot do kinky stuff or have kids. Which I would assume you'd want to. hah

jwar fighting the good fight.

FISH TOP MASTER RACE!

I looked into the whole fish sex thing...I wish I wouldn't google these things.

Anyway, fish excrete waste and are impregnated through the same hole. They only have one.

So basically it's their vajay jay and anus rolled into one. Now I can see how that would be a bit efficient, but I still feel as if it's be a bit kinkier with a fish top. I mean. Think about it. Like really think about it. hahaha

Also master fish race would rule the world!!!! All we'd need is to make helmets with water in them and the fish could totes be on the land and rule it!

Jwar: alter of Sparrow.

And can the rest of you dudes stop shitposting in what is probably the most important thread on ILF.
Ta.

[JonnyAngle]

https://youtu.be/Rhqbp4QVhbE

Sometimes GWAR gets it exactly right

[Disarm D'arcy]

*checks forum*

*puts down fish sticks*

Fish sticks. Could be the Bad Dragon's equivalent only sea life themed. All other category of rubber sex tentacles.

[Jwar]

[Chankgeez]

[Wittgenstein]

bump

[comesect2.0]

Just think of good head in a bath tub with fish on top and gills..ever had a fish nibble ur toes....69 like a pro...no more hair dye bullshit....expressionless face when you come home and the place is a mess and your like " goddamnit I should have married a sun fish face cuz at least they use both eyes at once ya fuckin makril!" Hopfully she'd have Shiney scales so if ya fuck under a black light it's all trippy...you could do s3xy things like take your finger and slowly circulate over those briny lips....man I want this now!

[comesect2.0]

Just image too..."look what I got for your birthdayyyyy" and her cute little finns start flappin....then she sees it a bunch of bed bath and bodyworks candles and she's all "you think I stink like a fish!?" And your like..."babe....you are a fish..."

[snipelfritz]

Just image too..."look what I got for your birthdayyyyy" and her cute little finns start flappin....then she sees it a bunch of bed bath and bodyworks candles and she's all "you think I stink like a fish!?" And your like..."babe....you are a fish..."

I like your willingness to run with the situation.

[JonnyAngle]

And then I said, "Babe... you ARE a fish!"

[Wittgenstein]

bump

[snipelfritz]

Are you saying you fucked a fish and have random bumps now?