New Pedals x4



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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Invisible Man » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:50 pm

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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Iommic Pope » Wed Apr 05, 2017 10:54 pm

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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Wittgenstein » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:04 am

Here's what I don't get...if "trans-plant" works for gender-bending examples of plant sentience in early modern literature...why not "plant-ations" for instances where humans are compared to plants for purpose of degrading their personhood (viz. Aristotle's infamous comparison of Persians to plants, Hegel's comparison of women to vegetables, etc). Yeah? See, I think it's really good, but everyone keeps assuming I'm making a joke.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Invisible Man » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:21 am

Because the exercise itself is inherently silly. At best it is creating a cool pun (a practice I am in no way diminishing). Has the same logic as improv comedy; escalation, finding the rules of the 'game,' &c.

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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Wittgenstein » Thu Apr 06, 2017 11:27 am

I agree, but you've basically just denigrated Timothy Morton's entire career.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Invisible Man » Thu Apr 06, 2017 7:28 pm

Haha dude waaaaay more people than that. I have bullshit madlib phrases I use to befuddle to president...who has no idea what I'm talking about.

Marxian ontologies
Hegelian episteme (he later referred to in a rage as 'angelic antihistamine')
Utopist teleologies
Gaze of the hegemon

&c, &c. Gotta have fun somewhere.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Iommic Pope » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:18 pm

I believe i frequently fall prey or am at least prone toidentifying heavily with Utopist Teleologies.
Marxist Ontologies sounds like one of those free lecture nigts that the loca lanarcho- communist chapter put on to remind you of how evil your smartphone and showering are, just in case you couldnt figure it out without them, and that you're an awful piece of shit for not burning down your local bank.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:32 am

Recently ran into a friend from high school who reminded me that I used to refer to cell phones (which were just becoming a thing) as 'pocket satans.'
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Iommic Pope » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:18 am

I didn't have one until it became absolutely necessary and I couldn't avoid not having one anymore.
I think I was 23 or so.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Wittgenstein » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:14 am

I just want to go on record saying that I've also come up with really cool puns and other coinages.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:36 am

RIGHT ON, BRODER. Same here...got a smartphone in 2011, I believe...puts me at 25. Had a pay-as-you-go phone a year or two before that.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:36 am

Wittgenstein wrote:I just want to go on record saying that I've also come up with really cool puns and other coinages.


Puns or it didn't happen.

I invented shredded cheese when I was a kid. By which I mean I had the idea that someone should pre-shred cheese so people like me wouldn't be farmed out as inexpensive labor to manually shred cheese. Now that I typing this out it occurs to me that my childhood is outlined by weird shit that points to how we were poor.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby ritz » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:37 am

Seriously... without documented proof I'm going to call that false coinage.
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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Invisible Man » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:39 am

ritz wrote:false coinage.


COUNTERFEIT PUNS

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Re: New Pedals x4

Postby Wittgenstein » Fri Apr 07, 2017 11:47 am

V :erm: V
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