EU friend party

[DRodriguez]

Disarm, you're French. Just go on strike

[D.o.S.]

for the record I can make whatever work with ~2 months of lead time so I'll defer to those of us who aren't privy to the joys of freedom.

[goroth]

freedom.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Disarm, you're French. Just go on strike

You're confusing the French for Danes. We have 80 days on strike per worker for the past 10 years. These people have 387. Only topped by Cyprus with 2000... but they have reasons.

for the record I can make whatever work with ~2 months of lead time so I'll defer to those of us who aren't privy to the joys of freedom.

I'd be free if I wasn't a fucking student. Why the hell do I want to be qualified?

pick up trucks and exploited foreigners serving me my takeout orders

[coldbrightsunlight]

for the record I can make whatever work with ~2 months of lead time so I'll defer to those of us who aren't privy to the joys of freedom.

This goes for me too, not too picky.

We can also do ... both?

Also I think bringing spacey is a good idea.

You're making a lot of sense today you good hombre you

[fcknoise]

I can probably make whenever work too, with a little notice I can get a day or two off work. Both is fine

[phantasmagorovich]

Early notice would be nice in order to hopefully get cheap plane tickets. Also after June would be preferable. But if we Listen to the French it would be the beginning of August and that fits all requirements.
We can also do both of course. There is a free practice room and enough space for everyone here as well. You guys can even come and take turns, whatever you want. I'm always happy to have ILFers around. And that goes especially for Herr Dino, considering we are married and all.

I MEAN HOW ARE YOU GONNA TOP A PARK WITH STATUES OF PEOPLE HAVING ORGIES AND STEPPING ON NAKED INFANTS, KÖLN?

By a church with statues of gargoyles having orgies right in the middle of town?

[DRodriguez]

you should totes not do this on the 5-6, that way I might be able to possibly try and go

[Disarm D'arcy]

Early notice would be nice in order to hopefully get cheap plane tickets. Also after June would be preferable. But if we Listen to the French it would be the beginning of August and that fits all requirements.
We can also do both of course. There is a free practice room and enough space for everyone here as well. You guys can even come and take turns, whatever you want. I'm always happy to have ILFers around. And that goes especially for Herr Dino, considering we are married and all.

I MEAN HOW ARE YOU GONNA TOP A PARK WITH STATUES OF PEOPLE HAVING ORGIES AND STEPPING ON NAKED INFANTS, KÖLN?

By a church with statues of gargoyles having orgies right in the middle of town?

Ficken Sie, herr Phanta.

[D.o.S.]

you should totes not do this on the 5-6, that way I might be able to possibly try and go

DUUUDE.

[phantasmagorovich]

That verb requires an object, Monsieur figure from Pride and Prejudice.

So I'm guessing you wanted to say Ficken Sie sich, Herr Phanta, which would have told me to go fuck myself correctly. Either that or you would have to direct my virility at someone (or on special occasions some thing) by saying Ficken Sie {object}, Herr Phanta. Lastly you could also have offered to fuck me to some non-specific entity that you address politely. Basically inviting every Gentleman and -woman to fuck me. In that case, mon Frère, you would have put a comma too much because you would need to introduce Herr Phanta as the object of all the fucking. It's secretly my preferred version, so let's say:

Ficken Sie Herrn Phanta

Shall we?

[actual]

I think he meant to address you in a proper manner. Either way, fick dich.

Btw I'd really like to join ya'll later this year, but I'm not sure my wallet (I most likely have to move to a new city come August, in order to study) or general fear of meeting new people will allow it.

inb4 no one cares, idiot.

[tremolo3]

That verb requires an object, Monsieur figure from Pride and Prejudice.

So I'm guessing you wanted to say Ficken Sie sich, Herr Phanta, which would have told me to go fuck myself correctly. Either that or you would have to direct my virility at someone (or on special occasions some thing) by saying Ficken Sie {object}, Herr Phanta. Lastly you could also have offered to fuck me to some non-specific entity that you address politely. Basically inviting every Gentleman and -woman to fuck me. In that case, mon Frère, you would have put a comma too much because you would need to introduce Herr Phanta as the object of all the fucking. It's secretly my preferred version, so let's say:

Ficken Sie Herrn Phanta

Shall we?

konnen Sie Deutsch lehren mir?

Oder etwas like das.

[Fluffytime]

You guys can even come and take turns, whatever you want.

[phantasmagorovich]

That verb requires an object, Monsieur figure from Pride and Prejudice.

So I'm guessing you wanted to say Ficken Sie sich, Herr Phanta, which would have told me to go fuck myself correctly. Either that or you would have to direct my virility at someone (or on special occasions some thing) by saying Ficken Sie {object}, Herr Phanta. Lastly you could also have offered to fuck me to some non-specific entity that you address politely. Basically inviting every Gentleman and -woman to fuck me. In that case, mon Frère, you would have put a comma too much because you would need to introduce Herr Phanta as the object of all the fucking. It's secretly my preferred version, so let's say:

Ficken Sie Herrn Phanta

Shall we?

konnen Sie Deutsch lehren mir?

Oder etwas like das.

Jawohl! I would say, curriculum-wise, that we start out with the most important swear words, then pass on to beer-ordering in simple and complex terms including practical application of the new found knowledge. Rinse and repeat - with a little bit of cultural background and context we should have you drinking and swearing like a native in no time!