Let's see you!

[rickenbastard]

So, Ricks make you sexier?

Got it.

or in my case distract from how hideous I am...

[DRodriguez]

My little sister sent me a picture she found of me in high school. I used to be really enthusiastic back then.

[blakestree]

Hahaha, sweet.

[dminner]

I live in a house full of girls...super girly ones at that. Little known fact, I almost always have painted toenails hidden under my shoes.

[goroth]

Huh. I always imagined your hair to be shorter.

[dminner]

Huh. I always imagined your hair to be shorter.

I grow it, chop it off to donate, then grow it again, repeat.

[blakestree]

You look like an old friend of mine. Your name isn't Brandon, is it?

[dminner]

No, it's Dan

[Invisible Man]

Huh. I always imagined your hair to be shorter.

I grow it, chop it off to donate, then grow it again, repeat.

Stoned Keanu meme: humans are just hair factories.

[D.o.S.]

Not all of us

[Invisible Man]

Sorry for your loss, D. I am headed your way, I think.

[dminner]

Everyone else in my family is balding, even younger siblings. I think the hair donation gives meaning and purpose to the lives of my follicles. They are driven to carry on.

[D.o.S.]

Sorry for your loss, D. I am headed your way, I think.

I don't really give a shit. I stopped getting my hair cut when I was like 10 or 11... it's way easier to deal with no hair than three feet of it.

[Invisible Man]

Only used clippers on myself these last 15 years...no maintenance. Same for face shaving.

[D.o.S.]

#ClippersMasterRace
#ThanksDonaldSterling