The what ever thread...

[blakestree]

I do that once a week. Ladies love les velcro.

[snipelfritz]

Psshhh, I buzz the sides, but coif the shit out of top. My hair was a gift from god and it would be a shame not to share it with the world. Y'all can be weak, lesser men with your Anthony Fantano-ass thumb for a head.

[Disarm D'arcy]

If you were on Snapchat, you'd knew your hair game is obviously second to mine.

[Inconuucl]

If you were on Snapchat, you'd knew your hair game is obviously second to mine.

Every time I get a snap from you I make bets with myself on whether it's a haircut post or not.

[snipelfritz]

Well, I have (after today) three more days of this job, and most of our lead subscriptions have lapsed, sooooo I just kind of need to show up and sit around at this point.

At least Stop Making Sense is on YouTube.

[D.o.S.]

Psshhh, I buzz the sides, but coif the shit out of top. My hair was a gift from god and it would be a shame not to share it with the world. Y'all can be weak, lesser men with your Anthony Fantano-ass thumb for a head.

I know you live in Wisconsin but that doesn't make the Hitler Youth hair a requirement.

[snipelfritz]

Says the skinhead.

[Disarm D'arcy]

If you were on Snapchat, you'd knew your hair game is obviously second to mine.

Every time I get a snap from you I make bets with myself on whether it's a haircut post or not.

And I bet you love those. The sight of that thick wavy dark hair beautiful held up with expensive clay. You want to dive in it like in the warmth of the Mediterranean sea.

[D.o.S.]

Says the skinhead.

We should start a neo-NaziFolk band.

[Iommic Pope]

So I accidentally buzzed my head without the plastic bit that keeps you from looking like Spoon Boy from The Matrix. Which is fine, whatever, but I did not realize your hair turned into velcro when it was this short and this is the most annoying shit ever.

Hahaha! Welcome to my world of 2 day growth!

Psshhh, I buzz the sides, but coif the shit out of top. My hair was a gift from god and it would be a shame not to share it with the world. Y'all can be weak, lesser men with your Anthony Fantano-ass thumb for a head.

I know you live in Wisconsin but that doesn't make the Hitler Youth hair a requirement.

Yeah, Nazi haircuts might be "in" right now, but they'll go out of style at some point and you'll just look like a bunch of middle class racists that were confused about a few things in life.

Looking like Bruce Willis never gets old.
Even if Bruce does.

[Eivind August]

Looking like Patrick Stewart never gets old.
Neither does Patrick Stewart.

[snipelfritz]

Looking like George Costanza never gets old.
George Costanza was in the pool.

Bald! Bald! Bald!

[Iommic Pope]

Looking like Patrick Stewart never gets old.
Neither does Patrick Stewart.

Looking like George Costanza never gets old.
George Costanza was in the pool.

Bald! Bald! Bald!

I look (a bit) like a less hipster (and much less fit) version of Al Kavadlo.
I wish I was as ripped as that dude.

[Disarm D'arcy]

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens when a doctor eats an apple a day? Does he like lose his medical abilities? Develop dissociated personalities? Die?

[Iommic Pope]

Becomes unattractive to other doctors.
Has to date nurses.
Gross.