JeebusMas 2017. What did you get?

[Invisible Man]

Fuck I hate holidays

same.
hoping in the future that as i create my own family traditions things get a little better.

This is what we do. I recommend.

Also in the 'crazy mother' chronicles, received a call from the PD about her on Christmas. Assumed it was attempted or successful suicide when the cop identified himself, but turns out my mom got a flat and filed a police report stating that my dad is hiring snipers to shoot out her tires. Third time she's done so.

So yeah, I kinda do what I want with my fam for the holidays.

[Strange Tales]

$200 of Amazon gift cards, somehow. I have no idea what to do with them.

You've got part of this covered:
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Na ... B005MR3IVO

[comesect2.0]

Yup yup...the chronicles...at least when my mom's dad went nuts we knew it was dementia...as for her, it's a life time of wrong mindsets...anyway, that's the biggest tube of lube I've ever seen for sale!

[friendship]

$200 of Amazon gift cards, somehow. I have no idea what to do with them.

You've got part of this covered:
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Na ... B005MR3IVO

Finally, an investment worthy of my capital

[Aquietcabin1978]

I love that it goes from 34oz to 55 gallons. When you absolutely need to lube everything in the room. The best is the " people who viewed this also viewed" section.

[amnesiac305]

wow

[snipelfritz]

I'd say "thank god a pump comes with it," but I feel like if you're that into that sort of thing, you probably already have your own specific preferences.

I also like the pictures of women in the barrels that actually appear well photoshopped.

[odontophobia]

$200 of Amazon gift cards, somehow. I have no idea what to do with them.

You've got part of this covered:
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Na ... B005MR3IVO

Regrettably there is no bad dragon available on Amazon.

So lube is a good runner up.

[dunbine]

$200 of Amazon gift cards, somehow. I have no idea what to do with them.

You've got part of this covered:
https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Na ... B005MR3IVO

Reading the post. Thinking carefully and hesitating prior to link investigation. Saying out loud "it's amazon, how bad can it be?". Hesitating because of recent Bad Dragon experience. Ah, now I see.

Well, the click bot targeted advertising and my amazon recommendations based on browsing history are about to get a lot more interesting.

[odontophobia]

That gif couldn't be more accurate.

[Strange Tales]

So I take it most people don't just dive into the weirder parts of what Amazon offers? Because it gets fucking weird. I have to remember to log out of my parents Amazon account so I don't ruin their day.

[Jwar]

So much you could do with that lube. Imagine this. Taking it and spreading it all over a buddies car before work. That would be great.

[dubkitty]

making a home version of the alien sex scene from "The Man Who Fell To Earth."

[Inconuucl]

Take a dip in it, slide around the house on your belly.

[comesect2.0]

Dude. ^