ILF Secret Santa 2016

[Strange Tales]

D'arcy hooked me the fuck up with some good ass shit. My sock game is now closer to being totally on point, and those chocolate things are fucking phenomenal. Seriously, there was two of the right most one but I already ate one.

Now I can destroy shit in Euro, and I have great tea. D'arcy says I have an inner hippie and I'm totally cool with believing that.

[Inconuucl]

The sock game is both completely on and completely off point in that picture.

[UglyCasanova]

Lindt chocolate is legit as fuck! Fancy stuff!

I also, as any decent human being, appreciate those fresh socks!

He also made that cat toy, which makes him a total keeper!

[UglyCasanova]

Duuude, we need a demo of that matrix mixer!

[JonnyAngle]

I'm already half drunk!!!!! Merry fucking Christmas fuckers!!!!!

[popvulture]

Hehehehe I know...

Indeed, you fucking you do

Pics and whatnot to follow when times allows - probably when I'm being antisocial and my wife's family party this evening - but thank you and happy ILFSS from the 'Meows Family!

Yeaaaaaaaah man!!! I'm so stoked you finally opened it! Was killin me!

[peaches]

Strange Tales and vidret, thank you for providing me with the Christmas present of reminding me I've wanted a Matrise for months and should probably check their store once in a while. By some Christmas miracle, they had one in stock and on sale no less!!

Merry Christmas y'all!

[ProCarsteNation]

Merry Christmas all y'all!

And GHINZU fuckin rules!!

[Disarm D'arcy]

D'arcy hooked me the fuck up with some good ass shit. My sock game is now closer to being totally on point, and those chocolate things are fucking phenomenal. Seriously, there was two of the right most one but I already ate one.

Now I can destroy shit in Euro, and I have great tea. D'arcy says I have an inner hippie and I'm totally cool with believing that.

Oh man so glad you like it all. Really wanted to give you nice things. From stalking you, I can see how much of a great dude you are and how little you give yourself credit for, and I really didn't want to let you down.

Also super happy we were in a love triangle with Vidret. Makes it all extra special. And sensual. Both in terms of giving and receiving. Preemptive TWSS.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Oh yeah come here. I'll wear your pubes like a mustache.

[jrfox92]

Question: how do I drink Liqueur?
The scotch is self-explanatory, but I have no fucking clue whether I'm supposed to drink it (edit: the Liqueur) straight or mix it with something.

[UglyCasanova]

Question: how do I drink Liqueur?
The scotch is self-explanatory, but I have no fucking clue whether I'm supposed to drink it straight or mix it with something.

[jrfox92]

Question: how do I drink Liqueur?
The scotch is self-explanatory, but I have no fucking clue whether I'm supposed to drink it straight or mix it with something.

That was how I reacted the first time I drank scotch.

[doommeow]

The Highland Park I usually take neat, but IIRC the 12y/o is interesting with a (single, literally only one) drop of water.

The Bjork, idk. I've got a bottle but haven't opened it - and admittedly bought it solely because of the name.

[jrfox92]

The Bjork, idk. I've got a bottle but haven't opened it - and admittedly bought it solely because of the name.

The taste is very odd (in a good way). It's hard to describe. An interestingly sweet taste that's offset by a smoothness.
I've nearly finished the scotch.
Drank the Vamplifier (my dad shied away from it after a taste because of how bitter it was ) almost immediately after opening.