ILF Secret Santa 2016

ProCarsteNation · Post by **ProCarsteNation** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 11:27 am

but....
if it hasn't showed up as delivered before the alotted time, then surely it is most definitely late?
the very fact that is has not yet been marked as late proving how freaking late it is?
corporate buerocractic fuckery drives me so godamned mad........

good luck & save travels for all packages still en route!

aens_wife · Post by **aens_wife** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:09 pm

Yeah. We were declined a refund when a package when to Spain instead of Japan, then back to us. We had to reship it and the USPS would not fucking pay for it.

I hate them, but rely on them totally.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 1:52 pm

Still no satan box. Anticipation is high. But at least I got the present my mother said to order myself and she would pay for it and wrap it so it looks like we actually give a damn.

odontophobia · Post by **odontophobia** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:11 pm

Disarm D'arcy wrote:Still no satan box. Anticipation is high.

Me everyday. Postman comes by 9:30. I always check. It's never there.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:15 pm

I think it's the Xmas rush on my part. Parcel postman is usually here around 12:00. These days he shows up at 15:30 or 16:00

crochambeau · Post by **crochambeau** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:35 pm

Another last minute parcel has been thrown into the transit anticipation fray.

Should arrive in time if Amazon doesn't break the infrastructure.

Disarm D'arcy · Post by **Disarm D'arcy** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 3:43 pm

In France, Amazon has a subsidiary that does their parcel delivery. These people will just own everything soon

ThurberMingus · Post by **ThurberMingus** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:13 pm

No package here either. Fortunately that means I can narrow it down to a couple of people, but geez Louise am I getting anxious.

Good on Satan though, now I'll at least open it the week of Christmas (or later?)

DRodriguez · Post by **DRodriguez** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:19 pm

Nothing here either, but I'm in no rush. It'll get here when it gets here. The anticipation has me on the edge of my seat though.

I will be out of town the 23-25. So if I receive it and don't post anything, don't worry satan; I'll get it soon.

ProCarsteNation · Post by **ProCarsteNation** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:29 pm

edge of my seat is quite right, I keep refreshing that tracking information on what I sent out so often it's not healthy.
And it makes me completely forget I even have something coming, too!
Or maybe it is there already? But I think my mom would have informed me......
Going there thursday....

D.o.S. · Post by **D.o.S.** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:34 pm

The item is currently in transit to the destination as of December 19, 2016 at 6:34 am.

The item is currently in transit to the destination as of December 19, 2016 at 6:34 am.

The item is currently in transit to the destination as of December 19, 2016 at 6:34 am.

crochambeau · Post by **crochambeau** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:37 pm

Maybe 6:35 am will treat you better.

There's really only one way to find out.

ProCarsteNation · Post by **ProCarsteNation** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 4:45 pm

MOst of the time it says this as last check in:

Di, 13.12.16 01:08 Rodgau, Deutschland Die Sendung wurde im Ziel-Paketzentrum bearbeitet.

supposedly meaning they are working on it in the destination-point parcel facility. BUT THAT WOULD NOT BE IN RODGAU; DEUTSCHLAND!!

sometimes the timestamp/location is the same, but the detail reads "working on it in export-facility" which suggests Germany?
Under next step it always says "being transported to delivery-base" which suggest it hit my marks country already...
God!! I might have to call them tomorrow

Iommic Pope · Post by **Iommic Pope** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:31 pm

I checked the status of my delivery yesterday and there was an "attempt".
That better turn into a "delivered" today.

jrfox92 · Post by **jrfox92** » Tue Dec 20, 2016 5:43 pm

Iommic Pope wrote:I checked the status of my delivery yesterday and there was an "attempt".
That better turn into a "delivered" today.

FYI to my santa: if it says there was an attempt to deliver, go absolutely apeshit on them.
I'm home all day long and I've had those motherfuckers say they attempted to deliver even though they never even come to my front door.