ILF Secret Santa 2016

[fcknoise]

I heard on the radio a few weeks ago about a dude who "fell" on a toilet brush after a shower, with the brush side up. He had to shit out of his stomach in a bag for a month

[Inconuucl]

What have I started...

[odontophobia]

imagine having ordered a bad dragon coffee mug and somebody sees it in your cabinet and is just like... "bad dragon, sounds cool, i should research that."

[popvulture]

Oh god, those tentacles. Eight Arms to Bang You.

[Iommic Pope]

Oh god, those tentacles. Eight Arms to Bang You.

Back before every fuckwit on IG was posting about the impending return of Cthulhu, I so wanted to freak my wife out with a tentacle job.
But that's a shitload of money to drop on a sex toy she isn't going to use.

[DRodriguez]

I smell an opening for an affordable tentacle dildo store.

Off-topic. Got a picture of part of a build today, and am extremely excited to be satan right now.

[popvulture]

I smell an opening

[Inconuucl]

Actual tentacles are pretty good though, so I'm not against tentacle soup.

[crochambeau]

Holy shit I got my mitts on the shipping box today, I now understand the urge to just dive into it.

Dude.

So excite, gave me goosebumps.



I look like that girl right now.

Must pull mine together...

[oldangelmidnight]

REDACTED (company in a mystery country) I used to ship my gift has fucked me over big time and stopped a wonderful special little person from getting their christmas goodies on time.

Needed to vent but also maintain anonymity for now.


please don't ruin it, one person who knows the identity of this account xx

Let me know if you want me to forward any secret emails.
Anyone else, too, feel free to get in touch if you need any last minute assistance.

[UglyCasanova]

He's my Krampus. We worked it out. Thanks for being a great organizer!

[jrmy]

HOLY SHIZNIT!!!!! GOROTH DELIVERS!!!! Er, so to speak. Really, it was the international post that delivered, but I digress.

Turns out that sometimes "salad dressing" listed on a customs form really is SALAD DRESSING! But not just any dressing - RHODE ISLAND DRESSING. Which is apparently just a thing in Sweden. How 'bout that.

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So by pure luck, the first thing I opened was in fact the dressing. Haven't tried it yet, but I'm sure it's delish. I was too distracted by the millions of Daim all over the place... Daim, aka the best candy in the world. I come up with excuses to go to Ikea just to score this stuff on the way out. SO GOOD.

There was also a lovely canvas bag from a bagel shop in Australia, a salty licorice (which, um, I kinda liked), a jar of habanero licorice (jury is still out on that), a fancy bag of freeze dried local Swedish strawberries (mmmmmmmmmm), a Mattoverse Bad Passenger fuzz (gotta try that out tonight), a lovely note, and the most badass scarf I have seen in my life.

Now, this is awesome because a) I love scarves (seriously - we had to do an "about us" for work, and when asked about a favorite piece of clothing, I put a pic of Tom Baker as the 4th Dr Who with his giant scarf), and b) I lost my previous favorite scarf, and c) it's supposed to be 7 degrees out tomorrow. Plus it's a crazy gorgeous limited edition glitch fabric scarf! Absolutely badass!

Thank you so much Goroth! This was a fantastic and surprisingly timely Secret Santa gift! I'm looking forward to the music portion you mentioned whenever it comes together. Either way, I am stoked to wear my awesome scarf tomorrow. And I'll find some way to have some Rhode Island sauce... maybe it's good on a sandwich?

[odontophobia]

dude how awesome.
trying my damnedest to learn about rhode island dressing
it is decidedly very swedish.
hats off to goroth on the great gifts.

[resincum]

helll yeahhh. that scarf is sick and daim rules super interested in habanero licorice now .. . . >_>

[Iommic Pope]

WOOOOOOT!

Also, TOM BAKER WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!